Mason: [slides $10 To A Bartender] I'll Have The Usual.

Bloodhound: Sometimes, people ask me how I manage Octavio and Elliott so easily.

Bloodhound: The answer is, I don't.

Bloodhound: Yesterday Elliott called me into the living room and when I got there, Octavio shot me in the throat with a Nerf gun.

Glaz: The food’s too hot. I can’t eat it.

Kapkan: You’re hot and I still eat you.

Fuze: [slams fork and knife down]

Fuze: ONE DINNER. ONE DINNER IS ALL I ASK.

Foe LEGION used DECISIVE STRIKE! It’s super effective!

Had to make this 💀💀💀

Inspired by @localcrypto ‘s post

“Sharon carter is also recruited for this mission. also seems like Sharon and Bucky will have a romantic relationship troughout the show by bonding over steve leaving"

Me:

What I want to see in Zombies?....

Nikolai flying a plane! 🛩 Come on he’s wearing a pilot’s hat!!

a gif wont do it justice

Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War gifs - 33/? - Woods’ Mistletoe Meetup skin.

Doc: You were shot, do you remember anything?

Montagne: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Doc: It wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Montagne: But I heard a siren.

Doc: That wasn’t a siren, that was Julien.

Rook: I’m sorry, Giles. I got nervous.