Latest Posts by sad-mcdonalds-toy - Page 5

bread.

audio: Sethical (Youtube)

PLEASE watch the ova’s this is so fuckifg funny 

Audio is from Talam on Youtube. 

wow i love the live action bnha movie

its what y'all have been waiting for

Tokoyami and his quirk Dark Shadow

Until I finish working on my next COD Zombies thing, here’s an old animation I made.

(Animations directly ported from TF2. Made in SFM. Audio from this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dboi1bja6M8 )

i swear

i smell gay 

Who needs a Squad when you can Decoy a Gremlin squad of your own?! (Reallly Gotta stop doing these 3am Apex doodles)

Gimme More | Mirage | Apex Legends

‘Friends’ but actually it’s Call Of Duty Zombies

Yo man my bread slice my amigo my acquaintance my buddy my chum my partner in crime my uh alter ego my sidekick can i get some of you toes?

Oh yeah bread slice amigo acquaintance buddy chum partner in crime alter ego sidekick, (hands you a handful of my toes), enjoy my mans

Old ass

Thank you i’ll take that to my grave when i die because my life alert didn't work

Carl: Every time an artist dies, God lets them paint the sky. 
Carl: I can’t wait for my turn. I’m going to paint dicks. 
Markus: … Source: Tumblr

Nikolai + Nickelback = Nikolback

Diana: I did not spend nearly 2 weeks fighting the damned for you to be treating me with such disrespect, especially coming a monster such as yourself. Be wary, as I will unleash such hell upon you for what you have done, that not even Satan in the fiery depths of hell will be able to do worse than I. And I will watch gleefully you writhe in the intense pain.

Mordex: It’s monopoly. Not a fight to the death.

Tom Hanniger + Swearing

Me: does full on industry-standard illustrations that take days to carefully craft

Also me: gang weed lmao

Listen,

AM I THE ONLY ON THAT SEES THIS

When you don't have an under the bed so the monster just sleeps in your bed

-loud leg smack-

SCREAM

Fingers in his ass

This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not copy, will be without money. Figured I'd pass this on!

Bandit: I just tried watermelon on pizza and honestly? It was pretty good.

Warden: That’s him, officer, that’s the guy right there. Take the shot before he gets away.

Steve, walking into the room: is something burning?

Bucky, leaning seductively against the counter: just my intense desire for you.

Steve: tHE TOASTER’S ON FIRE AGAIN

Bucky: I failed my safety course today

Steve: how?! Everything in there is basic knowledge!

Bucky: well they asked what kind of steps would you take in a fire

Steve:…and

Bucky: apparently fucking large ones isn’t right