Latest Posts by sad-mcdonalds-toy - Page 7

BRICK SAX SOLO.

Railroad: Build a teleporter? No problem, we have stolen Institute technology!

Brotherhood: Build a teleporter? No problem, we have tech collected over decades from all over America!

Minutemen: A teleporter? idk talk to Sturges he can make pretty much anything outta toasters and duct tape.

hm

i Don’t know whats more scary in fallout 4 it’s either a deathclaw or a t-posing raider just floating towards you

@galaxy-bri So.. I heard you wanted to see Primis Richtofen doing the Orange Justice dance.

035 has a fucnning gUn

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a gif wont do it justice

The new killer looks amazing! I can’t wait for her to murder me.

Bandit: Hey I got two tickets to this new movie-

Blitz: I’m so happy for you! You get to see it twice.

Bandit:

Sledge: In the UK we call it Autumn, from the French word “autompne” and later, the Latin word “autumnus.”

Ash: IN MURICA WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN

Mozzie time

Mozzie: [talking quickly, very hyper]

Doc: What are you ON?

Mozzie: BUBBLES

[Mozzie as a dad]

Kid: Dad, there’s a monster under my bed!

Mozzie: Don’t be silly, monsters don’t exi- OH GOD IT’S TEARING MY ARM OFF! Haha, just kidding. They only eat kids. Goodnight!

What a bunch of bloody legends.

The red desert is quiet… Too quiet for some… 

 Time to make some noise.

Mozzie being very impatient ♥

I think I found my favorite video on the internet

You have been blessed by the Dancing Waluigi in all his glory. Reblog for others to bask in his Waaaanderful Glory.

Glaz: The food’s too hot. I can’t eat it.

Kapkan: You’re hot and I still eat you.

Fuze: [slams fork and knife down]

Fuze: ONE DINNER. ONE DINNER IS ALL I ASK.

Roses are red, violets are blue, one is dead, and so are you. 

My Bloody Valentine (1981) dir. George Mihalka

Sally: “I’ll speak French between your legs,” is the hottest thing I’ve ever been told.

Evan: I’m just imagining someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis.

Freddy: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS.

Anna, wheezing heavily: titTY CROISSANTS—

Sally: None if you should ever be having sex.

so rainbow 6 siege huh

Twitch: Hey, is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Doc: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Rook: Smad.

Pls