Ask Me How You Can Switch From Short King To Tall King With Nothing But A Hex Wrench.

why must the guard dog characters unquestioning devotion to their master be born from trust or some shit cant they be manipulated into it. raised into it. brainwashed even

i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever

You all hate me and my longsword and full plate armor

two guys who sleep in each other’s arms at night because they’re both afraid the other will try kill them in their sleep

"hurt people hurt people" okay i will okay i will

"derivative and masturbatory"...? Hell yeah i love maths and jacking it

*getting my dick sucked* how useless and moronic this world is. Barbarity and pestilence have overtaken the world

*sucking someone's dick* glug glug shluuurp glug ahh smooch glug glug

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

thoughts on

please for the love of god turn them back off