Sickens Me To My Stomach. How Dare This Guy Get To Live My Dream.

just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

it's gotta be great to be a like casually worshipper of an apocalyptic god of destruction and evil. like every time something awful happens you can just chalk it up as another win for lord blooddeath and smile a little

two guys who sleep in each other’s arms at night because they’re both afraid the other will try kill them in their sleep

Normal guy voice . I need to watch him lose consciousness in a vulnerable position

The light caught your smile, and my poor heart burst into flame where I stood.

Elation.

Hey can we have sex (no penetration, no oral, I just beat you up)

i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing