Just Heard Theyre Going To Kill Me Repeatedly Until I Do Better. Classic!

“are you ok?” no but I’m funny

i don’t think sex on tv is appropriate unless you see the cock otherwise it’s manipulating the viewer and basically gaslighting the audience

It's hard to get close to me because of my big knife

self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys

Normal guy voice . I need to watch him lose consciousness in a vulnerable position

Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell

You all hate me and my longsword and full plate armor

the last guy's blood didn't splatter across my face and shirt sexily or aesthetically enough so i have to kill again. sorry.

"their relationship is strictly platonic" "they're so in love" well, more importantly, they are fucking weird and abnormal about each other in an undeniable way