I Called Up The Jerk Store And Asked If They Had You In Stock. They Said They Actually Have Way Too Many

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell

why must the guard dog characters unquestioning devotion to their master be born from trust or some shit cant they be manipulated into it. raised into it. brainwashed even

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

Fyodor Dostoevsky, Notes from Underground

everybody on this bus is ignoring me even though im so cutely struggling to stand and slipping repeatedly in a puddle of my own blood