They Love Me Because I Be Saying Shit Like Alas And Perchance

I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite

are they… you know… [trying to die for each other while adamantly refusing to acknowledge their feelings] soulmates?

why must the guard dog characters unquestioning devotion to their master be born from trust or some shit cant they be manipulated into it. raised into it. brainwashed even

"i can fix him" ok well i can make him scared of me and hard

Normalize giving me a sword

normalize being an awful person who kills people and likes it. normalize being an abhorrent piece of shit who lies cheats and steals.

i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever

“match my freak” how about you match my poetic misery instead

okay i ruined your life but did you not have fun? exactly relax

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes