When Jinshi is such a mood.
Sauce: The Apothecary Diaries
super simple low-effort ao3 summary methods that are 1000% better and 1000% less annoying than just saying you suck at summaries:
copypaste the first few lines of the fic. u already wrote ‘em. let ‘em be their own damn hook
if ur feeling fancy & don’t mind showing ur hand a bit, copypaste the first few lines of the fic that u feel are esp. Important or Interesting - the ones where u first start getting into the real meat of things
state the main tropes! theyre probably already in ur tags - just say them again - maybe as a full sentence if ur feelin fancy. or with a joke if ur feelin Extra fancy
ask a question. pose a hypothetical. eg what happens if u take [character] and put them in [situation]?
make an equation. [character] + [thing] = [outcome]
just write like a one-sentence summary of what the fuck is going down. just one (1) sentence. doesnt matter if it doesn’t cover every important aspect. or if it sounds bland. any summary sentence is gonna be miles better than “idk i suck at summaries”
just…explain the fic like u would to a friend? it doesnt have to be a polished back of the book blurb. it can just be “[pairing] coffee shop au, but like, still with murder, and also i made everyone trans. enjoy”
just stick a meme in there
honestly who cares
just put literally anything but a self deprecating comment in there & ur golden
Please and thank you
things spotify needs to do for the next wrapped to redeem themselves
not use ai.
top albums list
bring back our cities map. I would love to hear that I listen to the same music as people in utah ok?
take each top song of the week and make that a 52 song playlist (or however many weeks it is before they stop counting stats)
genres???
top genres that are normal. I don't care if "pop" "rap" "folk" are basic terms. I would rather have that than "sunrise granola van life christian" ???
genres by month but using those wheel things they did with artists last year (they should bring that back too but—). did the summer see a rise and fall in country music? was winter a rise and fall of folk?
what was the first song you listened to this year. what time of jan 1 did you play it on
what date did you play your first Christmas/holiday music on
we're halfway through this decade! how has your taste changed in the last 6 years (related: take the top 10 songs from 2020-2025 and put them into one playlist) (they HAVE to do something with this in 2029 or I swear—)
"you listened to 45,000 minutes of music this year" great! follow it with "that's 31 straight days of music!" make me horrified that I spent an entire month of my year just listening to music
better visual design. this was so tech-y. so odd. even last year was those pixel things. make it cute, fun, whimsy. can genres determine colors people get more in their panels. shapes for each genre, artist, whatever. etc etc. give the designers more freedom
the personality thing they used to do. that was fun. personal. had some flair. makes people identify with A Thing and then with other people that are The Same As Me. which is like #1 in marketing. this is not a hard science
The amount of love coming off of Ray and Sand is almost painful. The way they talk to each other and about each other? Ugh, my entire heart. It's all the little things and the ways that they're showing their love and then the music disappears with Boeing's arrival and changes and everything about Sand's body languages changes and all that love is suddenly lost in awkward lines and stiffness and separation and Sand looking away.
That's the hardest part.
The space changes so instantly between them when Boeing arrives. It's like a switch.
Tired Sand is still tired. So tired. He has so much drama around him and all he wants is a quiet relationship and to be able to go to concerts and enjoy music.
Oh. Oh that is a hard line.
And Ray is watching them and Sand doesn't say no. Sand doesn't say no to him. Not directly.
And then Ray stomps in to bring the jealousy and the pain and the fears. Because he and Sand might have just started to make everything work again but he's still the same self-hating, self-destructive poor little rich boy he's always been.
Ray is so reliant on Sand, he loves him so much, and he is literally watching Sand not reject Boeing again and again.
I love Sand to death and on every level but the fact that he is not actually saying no to him but seems to expect Ray to just... not be upset about it is not working. He pulls away when Boeing is there. He insists on sending Ray home to stay with Boeing.
Sand, my darling boy, what are you doing?
Genuinely forgotten how to flirt, calling people bro isn't getting me far.
I really really liked this silly show. I think a lot of its problems come from the fact that it is an adaptation of a text that is almost a decade old now and shows it. (As much as I genuinely love the original, it is dated, and Returns goes a long way to unpick it).
But I like its humour (it's SO funny), I like its heart. I like that it has space for sincerity.
There are things that frustrated me - boss's moment of realisation and self acceptance was undone again and again, Mo starts out determined to fight but runs away again. And again. In the end, it's more like a sitcom or a cartoon in that regard: the conditions are reset, returned to the status quo (most especially with the factory reset of the amnesia plot) until something eventually shifts. Boss becomes almost like bugs bunny, popping up when he most isn't (or is) wanted - a trickster figure who stalls or moves the action on as required. If I watch it again (which I probably will), I'll watch it with this more in mind.
I like, also, that it gave Earth a chance to show his versatility. He's been so typecast that even still I see people surprised that he's not a 40 year old chicken rice seller. He's allowed to be goofy, sweet, and clumsy, to show what an excellent physical actor he is. He and Mix were given the space to improvise (the leg grab in the break up scene was improvised!!), showing their dramatic and comedic instincts. They seem to have really enjoyed filming this series, to have had the chance to try something new and work with a veteran actor like P'Krit.
It's so apparent that this show was made with love - it's not perfect and there are things that I would change - but I have so much time for it and I'm glad that it exists.
Jinshi *in his head* : This is it, I can finally tell her the truth, I can..
MaoMao: 🐸
Jinshi:
That smirk on Style's face just screamed, "I know you won't kill me. You're under my spell."
ray every ep: invites people over to have a threesome with him and sand
ray when boeing actually comes: get rid of him or ill kill him myself
angsty.
Angsty family/platonic dialogue
Angsty question prompts #1
Angsty question prompts #2
Angsty question prompts #3
Angsty/fighting dialogue
Concerned/angsty question prompts
Angsty starters
Angst prompts
Angsty sentence starters #1
Angsty sentence starters #2
Angsty sentence starters #3
Angsty sentence starters #4
Leaving dialogue
Reunion dialogue reactions
Unwilling goodbye + love confession prompts
Trying to make them stay dialogue
Sacrificing dialogue
Sacrificing prompts
Amnesia prompts
Amnesia dialogue
Bad luck prompts
Lover being hurt prompts
Break-up dialogue #1
Break-up dialogue #2
Unwanted attention dialogue
Unrequited love dialogue
Drama starting points
Conflict for couples #1
Conflict for couples #2
Conflict for couples #3
Betrayal dialogue
Hiding from horror dialogue
Finding out the truth dialogue
"I'm sorry…" apology starters
Saying I'm sorry…
Apologizing for emotional neglect
"I can't…"
Talking it out ideas
Keeping loved ones apart
Ending an argument
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She/Her, Slytherin, can't focus on one thing, loves morally gray characters, likes bl way too much, all signs lead to it
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