Nerdy Character: *exists*

⭐️ cute things to say to your crush ⭐️

- i see dead people.

- do you know mothman? i do.

- i know a thing or two about a few unsolved murders that not even the feds know.

- aliens took me once.

- *unholy screeching*

- you’d be a perfect specimen.

- you make me forget about my time in the forest.

- there’s a ghost in my basement.

- the government’s after me.

- i’ve been in witness protection four separate times.

- d.b. cooper is my dad.

- i’ve got my third eye on you.

- AR-O-GO-GO-RU-ABRAO - Thou spiritual Sun! Satan, Thou Eye, Thou Lust! Cry aloud! Cry aloud! Whirl the Wheel, O my Father, O Satan, O Sun!

“I smell like Dunkin Donuts and disappointment”

- Elliot O.

I’m sorry Boris 🖤 (warning: very loud screaming)

I cannot stress this enough if you absolutely hate someone or something KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!!! Imagine how great it would feel to not give the people you hate attention!!! Imagine how amazing it would feel to not be an asshole because you’re just bored!!! Wow!! I can’t belive that it’s “too hard” to block people and tags that you dislike and shut the fuck up about them!!! Imagine how healthy you could be if you weren’t such an asshole!!!

needless to say, zim got detention

no cringe culture, we XD like men

I’ll try my best :’0

CALLOUT POST @ ALL WRITERS

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Happy Pride, ya’ll