I Just Have So Many Thoughts And Feelings About Star Wars And They're All Swirling Around My Head Like

“We are at the gates of human evolution.”

Is Clint so “I don’t know why I bite” coded because the closest thing to an apology he ever got out of his older brother was Barney letting Clint hit him under the guise of teaching Clint how to fight, so one of the first things he learned how to do was hurt the people he cares about?

Hmmm I think there were a lot of events in Clint’s life that have lead him to have this “bite first” reaction I think.

First with his alcoholic father. Clint really tried to make his father like him. He tried to be on his best behavior, did all his chores perfect, but his father still took his anger out on him. For a little kid who is maybe like 8-9 years old that’s very confusing.

Barney also lived in that household and I try to remember that he is just as much of a victim as Clint was. So Barney’s reaction to Clint’s fight with his father and his fear of watching Clint get more hurt might have lead him to teach Clint with his fists. It felt more like a fear reaction from Barney like “oh god my father is going to kill my little brother he needs to know how to use his hands. He’s figured out that dad is a piece of shit. It’s clicked and I need to keep him safe somehow”

But multiple trusted adult figures have betrayed and really hurt Clint so I think it’s just sort of built as a defense mechanism. He doesn’t really trust anyone with authority because of this. The Swordsman and Trick Shot like solidified this process for him I think. Later retcons had him shown in foster homes that weren’t great either so I think those probably proved young Clint right as well.

So I don’t think Barney started it really. I think his father started it by beating on his own loved ones and that’s what the boys saw. Clearly they grew and knew this was bad and not normal but I think it puts them on edge and so instead of trusting a hand that reaches out they bite it because they think it’s there to hit them or hurt them considering that’s all they’ve really known.

Magneto is so OP they had to make him in love with Charles to nerf him

qui gon meditating in the middle of a fight while maul is frothing at the mouth waiting to kill him is so metal i need more of jedi doing shit like that just weird little monks with laser swords hell yeah

*points to a pair of random fictional gay men that I'm currently obsessed with for no reason and will be for the next month* These are my babies and I love them

*pushes the ones that I'm not currently obsessed with back into my basement* Hush children you can come back out when (if) your hyperfixation returns

second post babyyyy i’m on a roll

ineffable husbands this and ineffable husbands that, i just learned that ineffable is like a real word with a definition. this whole time i thought y’all were calling those angels unfuckable or whatever

Can I get one codywan with um- oh yeah absolutely give Cody all the melanin and sprinkle some curls on that bad boy. And erummmmm some witty banter with sly smirks and that um (snaps fingers) that.. Oh!Mando'a. Drizzle that.

With the wrinkles and the extra side of beard for Obi-wan. 'Do I' what was that? Do I- what do you mean?? Do I want the hyper competent badass battle couple with a homoromantic-patch-each-other-up with lingering touches they shouldn't have?? Yes, double of that.

Then for the sidessss. Hm tough call. I mean the 'Keldabe kiss'. Gotta have it. The 'you are going to need this' lightsaber sharing is tempting but I'm really watching my sodium...ah what the heck, deal me in.

Huh? Oh a buy one Order 66 chip activation angst get one fix it fluff tatooine husbands free? Well why didn't you start with that?? :)

Spones.

just rewatched star trek 2009. urge to binge the original series downloading. spirk obsession imminent. brace for impact.