If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I Fell In Love With A Scottish Actor That Plays A Lead Role In A Popular

ineffable husbands this and ineffable husbands that, i just learned that ineffable is like a real word with a definition. this whole time i thought y’all were calling those angels unfuckable or whatever

Something really personal but here’s the way I ship them.

*after BOTFA, everyone survived AU*

Sorry I’m just, really bad at writing conversations🤦‍♀️. Some of the scripts I borrowed directly from BOTFA. Everything is good up until this point and yes they’re still BFFs and giving me old-married-couple vibe already.

PERSONALLY, I think even as a couple, neither Thorin or Bilbo is the type that is willing to give up their own way of living to live with the other (at least not right now).

Thorin had been forced out of Erebor at a young age and just recovered his long-lost home. There’s a LONG way ahead restoring Erebor and bringing back his people. He will stumble, he will have doubts, he will question himself things like Am I really ready and Will I be a good king… But he won’t turn away, because he is Thorin son of Durin.

For Bilbo, the journey did change him, still he remains a hobbit at heart and values home above gold and glory. He misses the peaceful life and comfort he used to have though he knows it’ll never be the same, because HE is not the same hobbit anymore. He helped the dwarves taking back Erebor, now he longs for his own home.

(All of these are mere personal interpretations😇)

So since Thorin will not live in Shire and Bilbo won’t live in Erebor for their entire life, the most-likely situations I’d imagine are these…

There will be a point where Fili can somewhat take on the responsibilities of ruling Erebor. Thorin might have some kingly vacation (specifically, working on legislations, approving orders and proclamations at night and travel among the day) and visit Shire sometime.

I realized not a lot of ppl talk about the aging problem, so I tried to talk about it🧌. Hobbits have lifespans similar to Men but Dwarves’ are usually 3 times longer if I recall correctly.

Thank you for reading!

like a solid 60% of weird fandom tropes were invented by women who needed slightly more avant garde ways to fuck spock.... wanting to fuck spock is in many ways a load bearing pillar of fandom like if u took it away the source code would just break theres like a molecule of wanting to fuck spock or reaction to everyone wanting to fuck spock within the heart of fanfic all fanfiction is about wanting to fuck spock except fanfic about wanting to fuck spock which is about women in stem

suho is never coming back from fuck ass la and kyungsoo will never release a good song and chen is going to have sex for a third time and never ever will they think of us and have a comeback

I can't imagine how it is… To be forbidden from loving… ‘Cause when you walked into my life… I could feel my life begin…

i am beyond serious

bonus:

opened tumblr first the first time in a while and was super confused why this post had gotten so much attention recently and then i remembered may the fourth

qui gon meditating in the middle of a fight while maul is frothing at the mouth waiting to kill him is so metal i need more of jedi doing shit like that just weird little monks with laser swords hell yeah

and a scottish actor that plays a posh englishman at that

if i had a nickel for every time i fell in love with a scottish actor that plays a lead role in a popular science fiction-adjacent movie series i’d have two nickels yadda yadda you know the rest