There Are No Wrong Answers But This Is Them

Can I get one codywan with um- oh yeah absolutely give Cody all the melanin and sprinkle some curls on that bad boy. And erummmmm some witty banter with sly smirks and that um (snaps fingers) that.. Oh!Mando'a. Drizzle that.

With the wrinkles and the extra side of beard for Obi-wan. 'Do I' what was that? Do I- what do you mean?? Do I want the hyper competent badass battle couple with a homoromantic-patch-each-other-up with lingering touches they shouldn't have?? Yes, double of that.

Then for the sidessss. Hm tough call. I mean the 'Keldabe kiss'. Gotta have it. The 'you are going to need this' lightsaber sharing is tempting but I'm really watching my sodium...ah what the heck, deal me in.

Huh? Oh a buy one Order 66 chip activation angst get one fix it fluff tatooine husbands free? Well why didn't you start with that?? :)

Tiddies out!

i just love obi wan so much he makes me so sad

Something really personal but here’s the way I ship them.

*after BOTFA, everyone survived AU*

Sorry I’m just, really bad at writing conversations🤦‍♀️. Some of the scripts I borrowed directly from BOTFA. Everything is good up until this point and yes they’re still BFFs and giving me old-married-couple vibe already.

PERSONALLY, I think even as a couple, neither Thorin or Bilbo is the type that is willing to give up their own way of living to live with the other (at least not right now).

Thorin had been forced out of Erebor at a young age and just recovered his long-lost home. There’s a LONG way ahead restoring Erebor and bringing back his people. He will stumble, he will have doubts, he will question himself things like Am I really ready and Will I be a good king… But he won’t turn away, because he is Thorin son of Durin.

For Bilbo, the journey did change him, still he remains a hobbit at heart and values home above gold and glory. He misses the peaceful life and comfort he used to have though he knows it’ll never be the same, because HE is not the same hobbit anymore. He helped the dwarves taking back Erebor, now he longs for his own home.

(All of these are mere personal interpretations😇)

So since Thorin will not live in Shire and Bilbo won’t live in Erebor for their entire life, the most-likely situations I’d imagine are these…

There will be a point where Fili can somewhat take on the responsibilities of ruling Erebor. Thorin might have some kingly vacation (specifically, working on legislations, approving orders and proclamations at night and travel among the day) and visit Shire sometime.

I realized not a lot of ppl talk about the aging problem, so I tried to talk about it🧌. Hobbits have lifespans similar to Men but Dwarves’ are usually 3 times longer if I recall correctly.

Thank you for reading!

STILL NOT OVER THIS!!

scary dog privileges

omg another episode came on but this one is from a different series called enterprise and the intro is killingggg me why does this sci-fi tv show have a soft rock theme song

why didn’t anyone tell me how much star trek fucks

Posting it separately just because~

Too bad I couldn't fit the -ri and -ur brothers here too! But these fellas felt the most appropriate for the facial expressions and for their positions around our burglar :)

oh to be a sith assassin flirting with obi wan while he duels me and calls me darling

nooooooo the criminal got away instead of becoming the captains boyfriend :(

why didn’t anyone tell me how much star trek fucks