Hold On Let Me Consult The Ancient Texts About This *unfurls A Rack Of Bbq Ribs Like It’s A Scroll*

What if there was a scented candle company called common scents (like common sense yknow) and all the candles smell like stupid shit like "hand sanitizer" and "microwave bag corn"

out-fucking-ragous

after traveling 2,000 miles with my mother, in the middle of my senior year, to escape my abusive stepfather, she demonstrates for the umpteenth time that she is an absolute child. well, im done taking care of her. tonight she got into a fight with my grandmother because she refused to put in the most minimum of efforts to help around the house, and my grandmother told her to get out. this is the second night in a row that i, an 18-year old boy, have had to break up a fight between my mother and grandmother before it turned physical.

i am going to move in with my dad in michigan, for the time being. i have no drivers license, about 100$ to my name, and im not even out of school yet. i’ll probably have to take a greyhound.

my venmo is wwinchester if you want to help me out

breaking news: local abyss mage secretly hot man kaeya

so many layers hhh

Color Palette Series day 12: Baizhu (Genshin Impact)

Story time

So I brought a bunch of little Kokichis to my school and was gonna stick them everywhere for April fools, here they are when I was making them yesterday:

And I went to put one on this weird column thing we have in the art courtyard, and I fucking fell and displaced my knee

So yeah now I got crutches for the next week or so and a knee brace for longer, just cause I wanted to make a little prank

Also when the school nurses and stuff asked me what happened I said I was bending down to tie my shoelaces and they bought it

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

Aaaaaaaa I'm back to existence

Color Palette Series day 9: Mizuki (Kamisama Hajimemashita/Kamisama Kiss)

cursed edit of the day

Color Palette Series day 6: Shinjirou Kurama (Kamisama Kiss/Kamisama Hajimemashita)

Cant believe I forgot to post for two days :|

Forgot to mention before but these are all coming from a list of 150 characters from a bunch of fandoms I'm in, I just use random number generator for each one. Got rly lucky here bc this one fits him a lot

Color Palette Series day 3: Xingqiu (Genshin Impact)