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A belated list of things Redditors should know about Tumblr

The Ides of March (March 15th) is basically a Tumblr holiday. Get ready for Ceasar references around that time of year.

Folks on Tumblr absolutely love dragging and joking about this guy called Ea-Nasir. He’s a guy from 3,800 years ago who was basically a con man and is the subject of the world’s oldest-known customer service complaint letter. 

Always tag your posts for heavy topics that might trigger someone

Don’t use euphemisms for heavy topics when tagging your posts – this makes it hard for people to avoid the topics that trigger them.

You can blacklist topics that trigger or bother you.

You can block people you don’t want to interact with. You don’t need to feel bad about it or have a deep reason for it. You get to curate your experience on here and you don’t owe anybody an explanation.

Go to your settings and change it so that you can see the date a post was blogged. This comes in really useful for when you see news articles.

You can have as many blogs as you want! Some people have a mixed-topic blog that they consider their personal blog and then have themed blogs for their interests while others just have the one blog. Do whatever feels comfortable for you.

For every note this gets I'll personally kill a transphobe with my bare hands

ROUND ONE, SIDE ONE: Vincent Freeman (Gattaca) vs Tad Strange (Gravity Falls)

1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)

@harrison-the-dilf-friend here you go dinner interrupted it but: they won't be telling the story of tonight steuben's pantless flaming shots parties. i took this and ran with it. might make it into a crackfic later.

Just my humble little contribution to the ides of march celebration.

Sorry for any grammatical error, English is not my first language.

VOTE TAD STRANGE

ROUND THREE, SIDE ONE: Mark Scout (Severance) vs Tad Strange (Gravity Falls)

Propaganda under the cut!

Mark Scout

Mark literally doesn't even have any hobbies, interests, or backstory. He is literally the most generic guy

Mark is the most a4 blank sheet of paper man ever

more propaganda here!

Tad Strange

His whole thing is that he's so normal that it's just a tad strange. He really likes bread.

Tad Strange is THE basic white man in business attire. Literally, that's his entire personality (other than speaking in monotone, bread, milk, painting things white, and staring at nondescript rocks).