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Imagine being the first one in the Pearl clan to have a pokemon battle with Ingo. Or even just see one. Like idk, maybe he's picked up Machop, gotten his hands on some pokeballs from a wandering trader & has been useful around the village with it and for some reason he & Irida have a battle.

And Irida tells her Glaceon to head out onto the arena like normal but then you look over to Ingo. He's posing, he's got an intro speech, he's pointing, he's got one hand on the brim of his cap. He turns, ominous look over the shoulder & tosses the ball straight up in the air. You can practically hear the theme music. Imagine the absolute cognitive dissonance.

The people there have barely seen Pokemon battles outside of being attacked or watching wild pokemon fight & here's a goddamn professional battler doing a whole routine, coat flaring. Also he's one of the most skilled trainers in Unova and brought a Fighting type against an Ice type. Unless Irida's Glaceon is tough as hell (and it isn't) or Ingo's Machop is very underlevelled, Ingo's the one who wins that fight.

25th of March, 2022

I saw this character popularity poll floating around where, for the women specific poll, plot-critical N lost to Ingo with Emmet coming in right behind him. Seeing N sandwiched between the two muppets of all people cracked me up so much I dropped my other projects (again) to draw this.

Why people find the Subway Masters so appealing is a mystery to me, despite being a person who finds them very appealing. I just love those funny little train guys. They give me the autism representation I crave.

❌ Brother shippers, do not interact

part two to this

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To continue my dumb ideas about our lovely but idiotic subway boss twins, Ingo and Emmet: In the modern era, they were best known in the population not for their Pokémon skills or roles as the heads of transportation in Nimbasa, but as social media stars.

It started with Elesa showing them videos on Youtube or the Pokémon equivalent which are basic train videos and what not, and Elesa asks them if they want to make a safety video that's cool, because these basic bitches in Kalos can't do it for shit. Emmet and Ingo, looking at the combination of trains, safety, and their patented brand of chaos, agree.

The video is actually super informative on train safety, but it's also incredibly chaotic. Emmet does most of the voice over because his deadpanned tones just set the mood that it's a normal video, and meanwhile the scene described is pure chaos.

"Make sure to secure your bags to your person while on the move." Emmet, over the top says. It pans to Elesa, who has a ton of bags around her from shopping, but, as the train starts, the bags all fly towards the back. Ingo, who just stepped in the car, is instantly KOed by them.

"Make sure to stay behind the yellow lines on the platform until the train comes to a stop." It shows Emmet standing in front of the line as Ingo is directing traffic. Emmet falls on the tracks due to his Archeops crashing into him, but, just as it seems like the train is going to hit him, it's revealed to be Chandelure pretending to be an engine on the tracks.

They even do videos specific to battle train safety. "Please make sure that you are on a certified Battle Boss Subway locomotive when visiting Nimbasa! Only those are certified for Pokémon battles." It then pans to Ingo and Emmet facing off against Nate and Rosa. One of them uses a Cryoganal, which proceeds to use Ice Beam, and, from the outside, we see the entire car freeze. The video then rewinds to before the battle, and Ingo points to a sign on the car that says 'not for battle,' so they move to a car that says 'battle car.' Ice Beam is used again, but this time the car has a protective area for trainers and built-in fail safes keep the car in one piece and moving along.

Emmet also occasionally curses out terrible passengers, and SOMEONE doesn't properly edit them out (*ehem*Elesa*ehem*).

Eventually they branch out into random videos. Using Snapchat apps that guess who's your celebrity look alike (and somehow the twins end up with different people and they're like "we're twins???") or videos that Elesa snuck like when it's the Pokémon bath day, and, while some pokemon are gentle and easy... they have a lot of Pokémon that would disagree with water.

(And when Ingo goes missing, Emmet reaches out over social media. Turns out, the internet is the best detectives, because someone finds a picture of what looks like Ingo in a museum and is like "what the fuck??? When did this get here???" and THAT leads to time travel. The international police took a year to find nothing, but one call to the internet and about three weeks, and Emmet was sent a ton of historical records that just... appeared? And he realizes that he's going to need to hunt down a legendary to fix this).

(In the past, Akari is staring SO HARD at Ingo because oh hell this is the social media train influencer and how the hell is she supposed to explain that she knows who he is but only from that one video where he got bodied by a Mincino while discussing trains - he doesn't even know what a phone is!)

Here’s a list.

What’s it for? yeah.

Ingo

Confirmed Canon Information

- Bad at facial expressions but good as vocal expressions (his face looks very neutral even when he sounds excited)

- Speaks very loudly, has no indoor voice

- While this is more obvious in the Japanese games, Ingo speaks in a overly polite/formal way

- Yells “BRAVO” when anything smth he finds exciting happens

- Left handed

Manga Depiction

- Appears to be easily frustrated when losing battles

- Emmet’s impulse control through brute force, will simply grab and remove Emmet when he’s being too abrasive

- Repeats the name of the trains destinations in the speaker after Emmet does the first announcement. Maybe this is just a thing trains do but it’s important to me.

- More expressive than in the games (not by a large margin)

Pokemon Masters

- Seems to have an overbearing sense of responsibility(?)

- Hisui is not the first time he’s been transported into a different universe for unexplained reasons.

- Does not seem to be aware that his face doesn’t show the emotions he’s feeling.

- Most of his conversations are about trains and rail systems.

Emmet

Confirmed Canon Information

- His face is always very expressive but he speaks in a monotone way ( he will look very excited and yet talk in a very neutral way)

- While this is more obvious in the Japanese games, Emmet speaks in a more informal way than his brother

- Gets very serious while battling

- Right handed

- Starts the majority of his sentences with “I am Emmet”

- Says “very” as “verrrry”

- Likes winning more than anything else

- Prefers double battles

Manga

- Will loudly announce he is going to eavesdrop on your conversation as he walks towards you

- This depiction of Emmet appears to generally be louder and more energetic

- Does this weird stiff walk a lot

- Mainly does the location announcements on the train speakers. Idk how you call them.

Pokemon Masters

- Really looks up to Ingo

- Prefers the rules of a double battle

- Puts a great deal of importance on safety

- Seems to have a thing with combinations; he states multiple times that he loves combinations when it comes to pokemon battles and takes great interest in the sync pairs system.

- Mentions Ingo a lot

- Considers him and Ingo as “each other’s closest rivals”

I think about Emmet smilling a lot

I may be reading too much into it and this probably isn't even a fresh new take but I feel like he is someone who smiles so constantly that he also just smiles on stressful situations, or when he is uncomfortable, maybe some people even call it weird because he shouldn't smile after a tragedy, but in front of others he isn't comfortable showing any other emotion, or more specifically, it's overwhelming to deal with people and his own emotions at the same time, and smilling is natural, and he only can handle so much at the same time so when he is in a less overwhelming place he can let himself feel emotions naturally

Not that I think it's always a smile out of anxiety obviously, he loves his life so he has a reason to smile basically all the time

On another note I like to think Ingo can tell the difference between a genuine and a fake smile, so he can give his brother an out of a conversation that is distressing, I also like to think he doesn't smile 100% of the time with Ingo at home, he still is basically smiling all the time but they are more subdued, something about being in a more relaxing environment with the person he trusts most, if he is really focused on a series they are watching their expressions might even be reversed, Emmet almost frowning in intense concentration and Ingo with a enthusiastic but minor smile

Anyway I think about Emmet smilling a lot

【FERROCARRIL】

Ingo y Emmet???? Nobori y Kudari??? no mi gente, aqui somos fans de Fero y Caril. ▲▼

- Ingo and Emmet’s spanish names are a ref to the word ‘ferrocarril’ which means railroad. - There’s a lot of words to practice the trill with, the popular one being “ferrocarril” because it features it twice. Pronunciation ref!

English translation under cut:

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