Salviao - Sage

HEAR ME OUT CAKE TAG GAME

Lemme start this chaos

....Do I need to explain??

Poseidon design: Neal illustrator

Tag your moots

@pennyroyald @apollos-dodgeball-target @twomanyfandomshelp @a-fucking-tornado + anyone else who wants to join! Have fun 💗

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salviao

2 months ago

Everybody Always So Bold When Dunking From The Other Parallel Dimension 😔

Everybody always so bold when dunking from the other parallel dimension 😔

"Redraw tumblr post" time of the year again, based on this one specifically that i found weeks ago but I needed to do something with it hfgjdh (with the original post being on tiktok). I just love canon Blaze being absolutely ass at cooking💜

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salviao

8 months ago

THEY KILLED HIM :(((

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salviao

2 months ago

ewww fr*nce

where my fellow francois fans at?

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salviao

1 month ago

Narration: "My friends sometimes ask:" / A happy yellow-colored guy asking, "How are you?"

Narration: "And I say:" / A blue guy in a yellow mask says "I'm good!" / Narration: "But that's a lie."

Narration: "There a lot I'm holding in. The truth is, I'm not good." The masked guy is in the foreground, looking down, as the other guy walks away whistling to himself in the background.

He takes off the mask revealing a sinister, sharp toothed grinning face. Narration: "I'm evil."

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salviao

1 month ago

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.

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salviao

1 month ago

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salviao

3 months ago

medieval people wouldn't understand a damn word you said except cat, what, fuck, man etc so yeah any tweet would blow their mind unless you translate it

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

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salviao

1 month ago

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salviao

2 months ago

COMING IN HOT!! 🪣

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow