Im Not Tall. Tou're Just Egregiously Short

Yippee! It's 02:34 am here in the UK!

(this is not scheduled and I should not be awake)

Yippee! It's 7:25 pm here in the UK!

(this is a scheduled post it's 11:17 am as I'm writing this)

Thou was informal

By saying thou, you are talking to someone as if they were a friend or you were in an otherwise casual situation.

Why am I saying this? The 10 commandments.

By saying "Thou shalt not kill," God was speaking in the 1700s equivalent of saying "Yo dude, killing people is, like, totally not cool bro. Don't do it, dude, cuz you'll burn for, like, eternity, yo." Honestly I think it's quite nice knowing God would be nice instead of talking to you like he's your boss

PS. Yes, you are turning knights into angry siblings when you make them shout "Thou art a wench" etc.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

a mix of 75% potassium nitrate to 10% sulfur and 15% charcoal and a tiny bit of sugar makes gunpowder.

the recipe is lenient so you don't have to be exact.

idk why frisk left home. i would have stayed with toriel

oh mon dieu

You're injured! Recover some health in order to move properly again.

who hurt them :(

they're screaming into the night at the top of their little lungs. what did you do to them :(

Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.

Thragg heard that it was Lesbian visibility day yesterday!

Thragg said he miss it so Thragg went to make sure the lesbians were visible. like you future peeple do.

Thragg thinks he might not have did it right. . .

sure.

idk why frisk left home. i would have stayed with toriel

5th one is so rengoku core

edit: upon further inspection, that was rengoku. i'm an idiot.

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