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I WANNA BE PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE ME A PRETTY TGIRL LET ME PASS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG THEE O GREAT DASHBOARD STAR

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these two would not be able to tell what the other was saying unless the doctor for some resson decided to become fluent in a 900 year old version of english. old english was spoken up until about 875 years ago. If you can't understand old english, you wouldn't be able to understand them.

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future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

Guy fawkes? Yeah, fawke that guy. Stupid idiot failed and now every early november is fucked by my neighbours trying to snipe the fucking gulls with explosives. fuck off patricia im trying to eat my bloody chicken.

not only this, but now we have to study the most famous example of meatriding in human history since Shakespeare wrote Macbeth.

uh sure yeah

you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?

Wunk yeller

I wish it could be christmas everydayyyy

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