Salviao - Sage

google it

i'm on bluesky now

if you want me to actually post, i've got the same name on there

i post several times a day so if you want me to speak my lovely little gay mind then woohoo

also i post a lot about food or eating so uh

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Truly an icon.

COMING IN HOT!! 🪣

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP

@elvis-official

collecting posts of this type

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

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Today feels like one of those days where you go out for a nice walk down a river, on a path in a forest. There's birds singing and the scent of wild garlic in the air. A plane passes overhead, its low drone almost relaxing to hear.