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If Os and dave fight. Who do you think would win?

Dave…..!

Im so sure i remember seeing a tumblr post dd made where he answered this and he said dave. but i cant find it now. So just trust me bro. Joking.

Dave canonically wouldn’t have any problem with Jack dying (considering he knows how souls work and could keep his soul around (he assumes jack has a soul)), so I don’t think there would be any hesitation w/ killing him. Plus Dave is really scrawny and I think that just makes it funnier. Also, both Dave and Jack have been shown to carry animatronics Dave with the grand canyon, and Jack in dsaf 3 with the scrapped animatronics — but Jack was significantly slower while carrying them (I think? Lol sorry i just woke up). He definitely wasn’t running (like Dave) , at least. I’m not sure how fair it is to compare the two, though, since Dave was in his thirties (I think?) and Jack was in his seventies. Plus, Jack could have just been setting the mood (of sadness).

I think if Jack still had his soul, he'd win in a fight —- at least based on my understanding of how souls work in dsaf. Strong emotions like anger make a soul more powerful (at least in the flipside)

I feel like Dave and Jack are pretty equal in terms of strength; Dave just has the upper hand when it comes to agility🧐

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