The Batism Creature-

Even if Capcom didn't plan anything with the writing and Project W wasn't a thing until RE5, I still love the fact that the reveal recontextualizes Wesker's line to Chris in RE1:

It's meant to be all smug he's like "I've always been with Umbrella 😏" But now knowing Wesker's backstory it's quite a sad and ironic line. Like he really has always been with Umbrella... This is one of my roman empires my guy thought he was chilling as Dr. Frankenstein when instead, he was actually Frankenstein's monster.

Now that's my kind of media: rocking humor disaster

thank you sans and reigen for creating the perfect energy for today to happen

drive with all the photos, and youtube version

My first thought after seeing The Announcement was

"Aw I will be sooooo disappointed in us all if it's not trending right now"

The simple pleasure of being on the same brain wavelength is mesmerizing

has this one been done yet

Oh well

I guess?

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

Birders: do you ever wonder if this happens?

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This also explains why Tumblr as a whole so obsessed with vampires. We just feel our kindred spirit in them. Most autistic website confirmed.

autism is living by vampire rules. light sensitivity. eating the wrong food makes you want to die. need to be explicitly invited places. weird sleep schedule. eating the same thing every time. specific rituals and routines. burst into flames at the sight of a crucifix. etc.

Study them like a curious bug (mutual)

*crosses out "doomed by the narrative"*

*writes "doomed by virtue of being a girl in a story that's ultimately about men" in it's place*