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Finally some good fucking romance representation

We have reached a point where the HEIGHT of romance is NO LONGER sacrificing yourself and your partner through unescessary pain and grief, hell and back. INSTEAD, it is the pain of Waking and caring for small children and getting them into SCHOOL clothes and COOKING breakfast as the sun shines over your sleepy eyes and your PARTNER waddling into the kitchen in your t-shirt and unwashed yesterday's boxers. THEY makes coffee and you serve them waffles AND toast. ROMANCE IS NOW MIDDLE AGED PEOPLE IN LOVE cuddling on a blanketed picnic bench in the backyard with too many sunflowers and too many bees but the NOISE HELPS YOUR PARTNER GO TO SLEEP AT NIGHT. SAY GOODBYE TO GRIEF AND SORROW SAY HELLO AND WELCOME QUIET WEDDINGS AND THERAPY AND CONTENTMENT. WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY MANAGED TO ROMANTICIZE COMFORT AND REST. WE DID IT FOLKS.

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The new season is out, so I'd like to make an announcement.

I don't care if Bo-Katan has chemistry with Din. Everyone has chemistry with Din. Honourable mentions: Omera, Cobb, Boba, et al. You-are-on-thin-ice mentions: Paz, Migs et al.

I trust my ace-spec boy to stay completely oblivious to every single man, woman and creature in his proximity that wants him carnally.

would still love to have DinLuke canonized tho

Beautiful Beautiful Tags

do you have a favourite cool bug? can you share any pictures?

I really like the one that's fucking up the tags right now

Like this. Its such a funny bug

(It's Alfred)

reverse harem, but the mc is a cute old lady who loves spoiling the very young and very hot boys to death because she’s never had grandchildren. The guys are all fighting over her because it’s the most genuine love and validation they’ve ever received in their lives and they also lowkey want to be adopted by her.

Never were happier for all the time I spent playing The Aladdin Chess Game (TM, of course don't bite me in the ass creepy rat)

ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on  a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the 

Long. Heartless. Jolting.

Am I.. a horny snake? Or an aggressive hagfish?

No. Most likely I'm a literal Heartless from Kingdom Hearts 😔🤌

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Also swearing and not instantly sister-zoning all women in his life.

The real reason why DMC Reboot Dante never felt like Dante is because he never got impaled.

Can you imagine the heat?? Badass af