Sammy Lawrence Is REAL

Hey it's been like 3 or 4 days but I can't stop thinking about EAPS, and how when Ruin asks what they're going to do if Puppet won't leave and Fauxy (native Foxy) is like "I think you know the answer to that"

Amd

Ruin just

In his serious voice

Is like "You aren't going to take that step."

No negotiation, no arguing.

And hvvjjg and then Fauxy being like "It's our decision" and Ruin STILL IN HIS SERIOUS VOICE immediately comes back with

"I am making the decision for you. You will not take that step"

JUST! HELLO?!

Fucking aaaaaaaaaa Puppet isn't his friend! Eclipse isn't his friend! Both of these people hate him!

But what Ruin hates is conflict. He cannot stand fighting over stupid shit. And just the fucking threat in his voice, that he wants to live here and get along reasonably peacefully but he will take matters into his own hands should there be a risk of someone actually getting hurt?

EVERYONE!!!!!

RUIN IS GAY CANON REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ayyy-imma-ninja please tell me this isn’t a screenshot edit

tomorrow’s gonna be just fine. that conflict you’re having with your friend will blow over. no one secretly hates you. the world is not out to get you. it’s ok to feel stressed out. it’s ok to crack under pressure sometimes. you are perfectly capable of enduring whatever life throws your way. everything will be alright. you’re gonna be ok.

this is what happened right

EVERYONE!!!!!

RUIN IS GAY CANON REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ayyy-imma-ninja please tell me this isn’t a screenshot edit

EVERYONE!!!!!

RUIN IS GAY CANON REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ayyy-imma-ninja please tell me this isn’t a screenshot edit

I have given them names !!! + Eclipse

☀️Sun - Shining Lemon Zest Cookie

🌙Moon - Crescent Blueberry Cookie

🔧Solar - Orange Tang cookie (I had a hard time naming him :,] )

🌏Earth - Planetarian Cookie(I might change her name later since I couldn't think of a good one :[ )

🌗Lunar - Lavender Crème Cookie

☀️🌙Eclipse - Spicy Mandarin Cookie

Also….

Sun. 👀👉👈

what a cutie patootie

cannot believe ive simped over some fuckass fnaf jesters for 4 years now

something I find funny is that within the tsams fandom, there are also little subdivisions of the tsams fandom.

there's the Lunar Freaks (I say 'Freaks' with much love). they simp for Lunar like no other and will defend him with their lives. they also like making him kiss as many astral beings as possible.

there's the Solar Enjoyers- who can commonly be found with the Jack Lovers. they're like a package deal. the Solar enjoyers simp over him and are prone to ignore his flaws (which like. fair tbh, joy and whimsy), and the Jack lovers just miss their boy.

the Bloodmoon Fiends are just over in the corner punching the walls and trying to escape their straight jackets, maybe biting on some raw meat too idk

the Sun Cult are spinning in a giant circle, half of them cheering and whooping for more angst while the rest of them are sobbing their fcuking eyes out

and. as a member of the Nexus Fanclub. I can just say there's like me and 9 other people here, we all see each other in the tags and wave at each other all the time, and we see you other cliques and point and laugh cause imagine having to worry about if your fave is gonna die or not lol (Note: the Bloodmoon Fiends are excluded from this)