I Know The Obvious Answer To "Why Does Poet's Hair Keep Changing Texture?" Is "Because Bubble Doesn't

I know the obvious answer to "Why does Poet's hair keep changing texture?" is "Because Bubble doesn't pay close attention to character design consistency and each artist gets to draw whatever fits their personal vibe" but I choose to believe his hair gets more limp and greasy the longer he goes without showering. Here is the evidence to support my 100% true and accurate theory:

I Know The Obvious Answer To "Why Does Poet's Hair Keep Changing Texture?" Is "Because Bubble Doesn't

Butterfly Catcher: Canonical, on-page evidence that this guy showers. Grease levels: Negligible.

I Know The Obvious Answer To "Why Does Poet's Hair Keep Changing Texture?" Is "Because Bubble Doesn't

Loci method: The basement freaks are probably forced to shower every once in a while. Grease levels: Moderate.

I Know The Obvious Answer To "Why Does Poet's Hair Keep Changing Texture?" Is "Because Bubble Doesn't

Igor Grom: This guy lives in a dumpster and probably does not remember what showering is. Grease levels: Critical.

I Know The Obvious Answer To "Why Does Poet's Hair Keep Changing Texture?" Is "Because Bubble Doesn't

Poet: Hair is flat but incredibly curly and shiny. Only logical conclusion: Greek motif levels have reached such a high saturation that this man is absolutely drenched in olive oil. Grease levels: Saute on medium heat.

I Know The Obvious Answer To "Why Does Poet's Hair Keep Changing Texture?" Is "Because Bubble Doesn't

Brother in Darkness: He spent months setting all this up and choosing the most fabulous fit in order to make an impression on Sergey. I'm assuming his glow-up involved the occasional shower. Grease levels: Low.

I Know The Obvious Answer To "Why Does Poet's Hair Keep Changing Texture?" Is "Because Bubble Doesn't

Machaon: Nasty little freak levels approaching historic highs. Does nothing but drink and stalk his ex. Grease levels: Severe.

I Know The Obvious Answer To "Why Does Poet's Hair Keep Changing Texture?" Is "Because Bubble Doesn't

Ragnar: Clearly planned this as a date. Dressed and bathed accordingly. Grease levels: Recently degreased.

I Know The Obvious Answer To "Why Does Poet's Hair Keep Changing Texture?" Is "Because Bubble Doesn't

Home: Adam won't hang out with him if he smells too bad. Grease levels: Low.

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1 year ago

Idk how to properly translate all of this to english and my memory is rusty, so correct any mistakes

Basicly, the unicorn and the lion are symbols for sulfur and male(lion) and mercury and female(unicorn), also in the midle we see a circle in wich there are symbols for mercury and salt(there are also symbols for sulfur surrounding the circle) wich concludes main 3 elements in alchemy. There are other things for example the triangle might symbolize the water but i am not sure about this one.

Im not gonna talk much longer as not to make a complete fool of myself and to let other, more knowledgable people, do the theorizing.

So, Is Anybody Gonna Talk About The Alchemical Symbolism On This Cover Or Is It Just Me Who Saw It?

So, is anybody gonna talk about the alchemical symbolism on this cover or is it just me who saw it?


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1 year ago

For everyones knowlege i read pider realy close to the russian equivalent of the f slur and it made it so much weirder(and funnier)

A Great Change And A Great Way To Execute The Idea
A Great Change And A Great Way To Execute The Idea

a great change and a great way to execute the idea


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1 year ago

I would join

are there any discord servers for thirsting over the master (specifically simm but all incarnations are worthy of babygirliication) and if not should i make one

1 year ago
Doctor :3

Doctor :3

1 year ago

These TikTok anti aging bitches would love her

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1 year ago
Ah......Its The Good Old Superwholock Era Once Again

Ah......Its the good old Superwholock era once again


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1 year ago

you’re just some twerp little faggot pretending to know things abt the real world

i’m obsessed with the way this is worded, reblog if you’re just a twerp little faggot

1 year ago

seeing people (and by people I mean. not even russians) already speaking about the whole thing going on in Russia as if it were a fucking quirky joke. “Oh I’m considered an extremist in this country I don’t live in at all! Uwu!” “LOLZ I’m proud to be deemed a danger in Russia!” “PROUD ASSIGNED LGBT EXTREMIST BY RUSSIAN LAW” You know this shit is very likely going to get people killed right. Like. You know that, right. People are very likely going to die because of this law. And you know you’re not helping in the fucking slightest right

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