If Scary Why Pretty

real

a prized memento

me after making @askshrignoldd

(yes im the owner LMAO)

the l(obotomy)ve cult

I'm bored can someone do something funny

This made me think of like a scene villain. They sit in their big ass neon green castle, everyone hates the castle cause it hurts their eyes when they walk by. The hero goes there for an epic battle only to find this little teenager, on a big pink chair with clips in their hair, sipping their energy drink from a wine glass and petting a feral raccoon like "I've been expecting you..."

one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

Death's Adopted Sons

These boys need more love fr

Some design notes below:

They're based on Turkish Angora cats because i just adore their round fluffy faces & short ears

I imagine they get their stocky built from Forneus & their fur pattern from their bio dad(not Nari but one of his old worshippers)

In my au ingame they're 15-16 years old biologically but 250 years old physically

Also I like to headcannon that the skull on Aym's collar was his actual skull cause he's just emo like that

once i learn to express any strong emotion without bursting into tears it’s over for y’all

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

me outside your house at 3 am (i want a cup of sugar)

I found you