1 week before Body: hey so you're bout to get your period so imma send you some mild cramps as a reminder. Me: okay thanks for the update. 3 days before Body: *cramps get stronger* Hey..this is just another reminder that the time is near. Me: *screams* Day of Body: Sending in missiles of mass destruction in 3...2...1... Me: *battle cry* BRING IT, BITCH.
“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of star stuff.”
— Carl Sagan (via lady-eboshi)
It looks like he’s having the time of his life. Now if only Patrick Swayze were here…
star trek tos fight scenes are a national treasure, usually just badly timed punches and rolling over tables ft kirk and his tiddies but sometimes we get absolute gems like
theyre dancing x
(gif by scruffydeanw)
✌️🙌What I aspire to be one day🙌✌️
Captain James T Kirk
The T stands for
Tiddy grab
How did they chose the names for cheese?
Every girl needs this.
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
That question is so awkawrd lmao.
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Life is a tornado and I'm just a cow being spun around for cinematic value.
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