Are We Not Going To Discuss This

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

I wonder when exactly it was that Star Trek stopped being perceived as light, fluffy, not-really-legitimate sci fi that ~housewives~ liked and started being seen as serious nerd business that girls had to keep their gross cooties off. 

Curious Thoughts

Does anyone else get that tingling satisfaction when you change the temperature of your shower from hot to almost-cold-but-cold-with-luke-warm-water-in-it???????

I believe

“There’s a growing anti-intellectual strain that is growing in this country. It may be the beginning of the end of our informed democracy. In a free society, you can and should think whatever you want. If you want to think the Earth is flat, go right ahead. But if you think the Earth is flat and you have influence over others, as would successful rappers or even presidential candidates, then being wrong becomes being harmful to the health, the wealth and the security of our citizenry.”

—

Neil deGrasse Tyson responding to rapper B.o.B. regarding his Flat Earth, conspiracy-theory propaganda rant via Twitter (see it via the Daily Show here)

Wtf is that cat doing

Advice for hs juniors?

HAVE FUN AND ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN!

But seriously, keep your eye on the prize (graduating) and work on getting those grades! But don’t forget to enjoy this time! Chill out, work hard, and play harder.

Yes

I went to elementary school with this girl, Heather, who had just started competitive swimming when we were in first grade. She always said she wanted to swim for the rest of her life and that she wanted to swim in the Olympics one day.

Heather swam in the 2012 Olympics in London.

Don’t you dare tell me a child’s dreams are foolish when anything is possible if you work hard enough.

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In Green Company: Aurora over Norway : Raise your arms if you see an aurora. With those instructions, two nights went by with, well, clouds – mostly. On the third night of returning to same peaks, though, the sky not only cleared up but lit up with a spectacular auroral display. Arms went high in the air, patience and experience paid off, and the creative featured image was captured as a composite from three separate exposures. The setting is a summit of the Austnesfjorden fjord close to the town of Svolvear on the Lofoten islands in northern Norway. The time was early 2014. Although our Sun has just passed the solar minimum of its 11-year cycle, surface activity should pick up over the next few years with the promise of triggering more spectacular auroras on Earth. via NASA