Latest Posts by sarelisapphic - Page 5

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

take me to the forest and leave me there tbh

Am I actually gay or is it just Guard?

being in your youth can be so agonizing like the world is burning and the US is doing god knows what and one million other terrible things are happening and you’re so overworked and exhausted that all you can do is buy your groceries with reusable bags and skim headlines knowing vaguely that they’re prophecies of terror and feel ashamed you don’t know more than you do but your mental health is already so bad you just have to take your 10 minutes off to try to scrape together some meaning and peace as it all starts to crumble around you and yet here in your home on your laptop you still have deadlines and the streets outside are quiet and you can’t breathe

👏🏼 normalize 👏🏼 pronouns👏🏼 in 👏🏼 bios 👏🏼

this way, nonbinary and gender-queer people will be more comfortable

i never planned to make it this far.

in this house we do grandma activities

if you tell them what they want to hear, they’ll stop asking.

how did we all just casually listen to Take Me To Church on the radio in 2014??

you’re telling me we really heard lyrics like “there is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin” and “if i’m a pagan of the good times, my lover’s the sunlight” and didn’t go absolutely buck wild???

I am a LESBIAN which means I love the ENVIRONMENT, hate the GOVERNMENT and I just want a fucking HUG

HAPPY LAST FRIDAY THE 13TH OF THE DECADE EVERYONE

Loggin in to wish all my lesbian followers the best day (life) ever, love you lots

I found this list of people in my phone so have it

Freddie Mercury - bisexual

Eleanor Roosevelt - bisexual

Alan Turing - homosexual

Alexander Hamilton - bisexual

Baron Von Steuben - homosexual

Leonardo da Vinci - homosexual

Alexander the Great - bisexual

Zeus - pansexual

Athena - bisexual

Sally Ride - bisexual

King James I - queer

Richard the Lionheart - homosexual

James Buchanan - homosexual

Aristotle - homosexual

J.M. Barrie - queer

Lou Reed - bisexual

Abraham Lincoln - queer

Michaelangelo - homosexual

Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky - homosexual

Florence Nightingale - homosexual

David Bowie - homosexual

Brendon Urie - pansexual

George Boleyn - bisexual

a good twisted, that makes you wonder what life will be like. 

7 days of my favourite quotes [5/7]

oh my god, let me be gay in peace

10 YEARS OF DAN AND PHIL

Okay i just want to say, i am so here for the fact that all these years when Phil was out with his sexuality to his family and friends (correct me if i am wrong, he was out since uni right?) he supported Dan and made him feel understood and safe, and contrary to most movies, books and fanfictions where we see the person that supports the main character is usually very tough and a stereotypical "man" like in those jock aus, Phil is full of sunshine and he is so soft and angelic and pure and i think we can all see that throughout the years he gave Dan some of his sunshine too idk if you guys understand what i am trying to say but i love this character progression and it is so inspiring-

Sometimes I imagine foetus dan meeting phil for the first time and falling in love almost immediately but being really scared about it but it’s okay bc phil is patient and kind and understands him better than he knows himself

Then I imagine foetus phil meeting this boy that he has an overwhelming need to love and protect and for the first time ever someone fully understands Phil and his quirks and he makes him feel so accepted and confident and strong

Then I remember that this actually happened, these boys are real and gay and in love I’m gonna fucking throw myself out of a window now

listen,, i’m not saying that the lesters have a type,, but,,

idk about you but i love the idea that cornelia and dan probably taught their boyfriends how to play the piano

okay but THIS hits differently

I’m not sure how I feel about this information.

i am currently very devastated thinking about phil being the big spoon :(

Remember to do your laundry

me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

t h i s

I volunteered at a WGI regional competition this weekend and DEAR JESUS ALMIGHTY do I miss being in colorguard. The culture?! The atitude?!! The HYPE?!?!

the joy that comes from a tight knit group of individuals who give their heart and soul to what they do. Just being in the same room as these teams lifted my spirits in a way they haven’t been in a long long time.

The undignified thrusting of hips?? And those gorgeous rifle snaps, claps, and collective deep breaths?????????

God I would kill to be in a Queen show

This is the definition of Trick Tuesday!

Gush and go, more commonly known as

suck down and run, clown