When I Tell You I'm Not Even Exaggerating The Size Of His Waist (because I Would)

When I Tell You I'm Not Even Exaggerating The Size Of His Waist (because I Would)

When I tell you I'm not even exaggerating the size of his waist (because I would)

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1 year ago

No shot you actually got him to read off the abortion comic 😭

So this is my first ever ask. What does this mean for the economy

Yes. He'd just referenced it a few minutes prior to my request, because... of course he knows about it. Of course.

He brought it upon himself


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4 months ago

Hi 👋, My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔

I’ve launched a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $40,000 to relocate my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future.

Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my account was terminated without explanation. However, I remain determined to keep fighting for my family’s safety and well-being. 🫶

If you could take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. 🙏

Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. ❤️‍🩹

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All the best to you, my friend


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10 months ago

"cinema is dying how can we save it" if you have eddie and the symbiote fuck NASTY in venom 3 you will make 10 billion dollars


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1 year ago

Transcript:

Gabriel : Yes, I do know. It seems like you could even KILL OUR BABY for your career.

*whipcrack.mp3*

Gabriel : AGH!

V1 : What the fuck. How could you?

*whipcrack.mp3*

Gabriel : D-AGH!

*whipcrack.mp3*

Gabriel : Mmm...

End Transcription

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1 year ago

Do we think Gabriel's shiny wings and halo become progressively more dull and desaturated when he starts dying?


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7 months ago
Even Better, I Sent Him To Get Dentals
Even Better, I Sent Him To Get Dentals

even better, i sent him to get dentals

P.S. you should check @frodo-a-gogo ‘s disco comics, she wrote most of the texts here


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