There's A Couple At The Airport And The Guy Is Just Raw Dogging It. She's Got A Backpack But The Only

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

This site is such a preschool simulator you’ll meet someone and be like ‘wow we played toys together for 5 minutes and now we’re making friendship bracelets’ and then you’ll meet someone else and be like ‘hm i’ve never hit someone with a plastic dump truck before. i think i might like to try it.’

sometimes i say things then people want me to clarify like no i didn't have an example i lied i'm a terrible little liar

nothing is funnier than Catholics getting mad at Anglican priests for having sex lives

I've been around too many people for the past few days and I'm super overstimulated, I can feel myself getting bitchy. But now I have to go spend two days with my sister and her four children that literally could not be quiet if their life depended on it.

I'm already at my wits end, anybody have any tips on how to not bite someone's head off?

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Fanfic writer reactions

I’ve done one of these before, but felt like doing another today. :) Thanks to everyone who made the gifs. 

When you post a fic and wait for a response

When your mutuals and buddies give it love

When it didn’t get the response you expected

When it gets more love than you expected

When another writer you fangirl over likes or comments on your fic

When a brand new person you have never interacted with likes or comments on your fic

When you get a negative comment

When someone tells you your story emotionally compromised them

When your friends post their own new fic updates

When someone leaves a negative comment on a work written by one of your friends

When you finish reading one of your friends’ updates

When someone leaves a long and detailed comment on one of your fics

When someone includes your fic on a rec list

Tim: [staring intensely at Billy Batson]

Billy:.....

Billy: What?

Tim [....]: We're gonna adopt you.

Billy: What?!

Dick:.....

Dick: I'm sorry, Billy. Tim can be a little much at times. Especially when he hasn't gotten enough sleep.

Billy: Oh, yeah. No worries.

Dick [smiling wide and friendly]: What he meant to say is that our dad is going to adopt you, and you will become our newest brother!

Billy: [taking several steps back]

Billy: I.....what!

Jason: Oh my God. Why are you lunatics like this! Just *sighs exasperated* they shouldn't have told you anything.

Billy: No, that's....fine. I'm just going to---

Jason: Now you'll be so much harder to kidnap.

Billy: SHAZAM!

I don’t know who cares to hear this but if someone asks you to hang out and you can’t but you genuinely want to hang out with them, let them know that the time(s) they suggested don’t work for you and offer new times that do.

If you just say you “can’t/that time doesn’t work” with no follow up, it communicates a disinterest (to a lot of people) just a little tip on maintaining relationships