AND So Concludes Another Bout Of Shenanigans For Villain Mic And His Cat boyfriend Archenemy.

My friend was wearing blacks over her green costume, and I told her I liked it and that I was partial to green and black. She looked at me like I was crazy, and I just stood there dressed in all black with my green hair, just waiting for her to get the joke.

the cdc says please let me in your house. pretty please. i'm not a vampire i promise. i don't bite people either. i can't cross the threshold until you invite me in. you're being rude

Me: you can eat the pizza for dinner tonight

My roommate: Sundays are a free for all. You can eat anytime.

i am doomed by the narrative. ignore that i am also the author of the narrative

What is everybody's random thing that brings back slightly traumatizing memories?

Mine is when a group of people is eating (potluck style) and they're all crowded around the serving table. My mind always screams that we can't start dishing up until we say a prayer.

Shout out to Mormonism to fucking up a normal celebratory thing for the rest of my life!

Danny was asked where his in memorium is, after saving another civilian on a JL mision.

Danny in all his glory just "hu?"

"You know, so i can put a thank you for saving me ofrend"

"Oh.. i i dont have one- not even in my secret identidy i had a grave... but thank you so much for thinking of that" the sinsere and melancholical smile that the ghost hero give to the civilian was so full of emotion that even the people acros the screen could feel it.

Not knowing that he was recorded, Phantom guve a false saluted and continued with his work.

The video soon become viral, and with that, little by little a lot of in memoriums and shirenes started poping up all around the globe.

i LOVE watching clips from high school productions on youtube. geeky high school thespians are my favorite people on this earth

"i'll remember the exact phrasing of the paragraph i just thought of for my fic when i get to my computer later, i don't need to write it down or put it in my notes app" this is the devil speaking

this is long but i think it's a good read about the kind of weird shit even "normal" christianity does to women lol

my own addition is one time during our youth drama practice a boy could see a girl's lower back peeking out during a movement so he told the pastor about it, who then made an example of both of them by bringing them to the front of the group to discuss it at the next rehearsal. we applauded the guy for being Very Strong And Brave! while the girl in question stood there on display and didn't say anything while a middle aged man and a teenage boy discussed her body with the youth group for ten minutes.

also because this is a thread about women and people are ghouls: i'm trans, exclusionists go make your own repost. everyone else feel free to add your own weird christian purity stories lmao

"I'm what the murderers look like" says the clown that frequently asks Uber drivers to take him to sketchy train yards