robin bullying batman part 2
Clark: Hi! You must be Batman’s sidekick!
Robin!Dick: Actually, he’s my sidekick.
Bruce: No. Stop telling people that.
Dick: You’re saying that if I left right now you wouldn’t follow me?
Bruce:
Dick: Yeah, that’s what I thought.
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Bruce: Have you come up with any names for when you start being an independent hero?
Robin!Jason: I’m already an independent hero. We should come up with a name for you when you finally stop following me around.
Bruce: *war flashbacks*
Jason: I’m thinking something like Robin the Lesser. Or Worm, to really tie in the bird theme.
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Kon: So what’s it like working for Batman?
Robin!Tim: Batman isn’t my boss. He’s more like an annoying secretary I can’t fire because of nepotism.
Kon: But i thought you became a hero specifically to work for Batman.
Tim: I used to think that too. But do you know what I learned?
Kon: What?
Tim: Batman needs a Robin. Robin does not need a Batman.
Bruce, back in Gotham: *actively regretting listening to their comms*
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Bruce: You have to follow my orders!
Robin!Steph: No, I don’t. Just because you’re the loudest doesn’t mean you’re in charge.
Bruce: I see you and Tim have been talking.
Steph: Actually, you’re not even the loudest. *cue ear-piecing shriek*
Bruce: *falls off a gargoyle*
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Bruce, so tired: Are you gonna say that I’m your sidekick?
Robin!Damian: Tt, no.
Bruce: Oh thank God.
Damian: Goliath is my sidekick. Then Batcow is his sidekick. Titus is her sidekick and Alfred the Cat is Titus’s sidekick.
Bruce: …that’s a lot of sidekicks.
Damian: Yes. I suppose you may be Alfred the Cat’s sidekick. But if I get a new pet, you will be demoted.
Bruce: *sigh*
i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you
Are these facts true?
Yes, only the names, events, times, locations, specifics and meanings have been changed to protect the innocent, guilty, and unrelated.
Three years later and we are down to a 39!
Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience
goodnight, sweet prince
the concept of the dream smp is completely mad like are we sure that wasn't a two year collective fever dream. a bunch of the biggest streamers in the m'necraft sphere on a server where it took one afternoon of breaking bad references to kick-start a two year sprawling in-game roleplay involving geo-political tensions, nations, one of the most accurate depictions of abuse in anything, necromancy, possession, a giant red egg, ghosts, a live suicide attempt and coming to terms with how sh't your dad was. all streamed on youtube and twitch. peak viewership on a single day was like 1.4 million people, involving some of the biggest names in the online gaming sphere, mr beast would log on every now and again and stop everyone role-playing to hunt for a bunch of gift cards that never got used, they were all gay all of the time for some reason, lil nas x logged on one time and built a tree house?? are we sure that was real like sure there were plenty of news articles on it for some reason but are we all totally sure that happened
Y'all check on your law school friends. The bar is soon they are not okay
this sounds really basic to say but i really love how cc!bad roleplays his character's flaws. a lot of qsmp characters have flaws that are born out of miscommunication or bad decisions, and qbad also has a good majority of those, but he also has so many flaws that are just very deliberate on the cc's end. and that's because these flaws firmly place him outside of cc!bad and into q!bad.
and it is SO important that cc!bad does this because he's made his character this powerful, ancient demon whos also strong/rich (i.e, his streamer plays minecraft well) and a heavy island investigator. it s so easy to make a character like that unfairly overpowered if all he does is choose the "correct" paths. aka what the chat wants him to do. what you or me would realistically choose to do.
so to compensate cc!bad makes his character messy! he doesnt choose the right path! he's terrible at communicating, he represses all his feelings, he lies all the time (mostly to his own detriment), he's horribly blunt, he cannot understand human morals, he's suspicious of everyone and acts suspicious himself, etc etc. there will be times where you're staring at your screen just wanting him to be open for once, and he won't be. and it'll hurt him. and that's good. even the little things, like how cc!bad will have q!bad overanalyze and overtheorize to figure out something that has definitely been spoiled for him on twitter...its all good roleplaying. cc!bad is only able to have a character strong enough to destroy cities if he has THIS many flaws as compensation.
Reconciliation (an old comic)
found this in my files while looking through some old art, decided to finish the last page and just post it haha
One advantage of not really having a strong sense of gender identity is that you’re very [shrug emoji] about how people gender you. Sometimes people call me by she/her pronouns and sometimes they go with he/him pronouns and on the internet people often default to they/them, and neither option is entirely right but also, fuck if I know what would be right, and I don’t particularly care. Therefore I’m perfectly happy to outsource my gender identity to the people around me who actually need to figure out which box to put me in. I don’t need to talk about myself in third person, so really my pronouns sound like a you problem.
So if you’re a dm like me, you probably want to be relatively skilled in some typical fantasy accents for your game to make things feel that much more real. So i’ve decided to throw together a little master post of “how to” videos on some various accents. This is mostly for my own reference, but if you’d like to save this for yourself too, go right ahead. Feel free to add on to this, as well!
General Accent Tips
How To Learn Any Accent (1)
How To Learn Any Accent (2)
How To Do 12 Different Accents
US/UK/Aussie English Vocabulary Differences
One Woman, 17 British Accents
How To Lose Your Native Accent
How To Learn A Different Accent
Fun Tour of American Accents
Scottish
Scottish In Under 2 Minutes
How to Speak With A Scottish Accent
HOW TO DO A SCOTTISH ACCENT
Speaking Scottish 101
Scottish Slang
Gerard Butler Teaches You Scottish Slang
Scottish Insults
English or “British”
How To Do A British Accent
3 Ways to Sound More British
HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (1)
HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (2)
HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (3)
Henry Cavill and Simon Pegg Teach You English Slang
French
How To Speak With A French Accent
How To Do A French Accent In UNDER TWO MINUTES
Tips on how to do a French Accent
French Accent Tip
Irish
How to do an Irish Accent
How To Do An Irish Accent
How To Do An Irish Accent
Guide to Irish Accents
How To Do An Irish Accent In UNDER TWO MINUTES
Russian
How To Speak With A Russian Accent
How to Do a Russian Accent | Accent Training
How to speak with a Russian Accent
How Russians Speak English
How To Do A Russian Accent
German
How To Have A German Accent
How to do a GERMAN ACCENT?
Get the Perfect German ACCENT
Me speaking in 12 GERMAN DIALECTS!
How To Do A German Accent
5 Steps to a perfect German Accent
Canadian
How To Do A Canadian Accent
All aboot Canadian accents
How To Speak Canadian, Without Knowing How!!
Is There A Canadian Accent?
The Canadian English Accent