I want to use you as currency. Make you suck the Uber driver’s cock as payment. Send you to see my friend who’s just been dumped and make him feel better with your holes. Trade you for another girl when I want some variety.
I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.
You say you're reluctant to embrace being a hucow? I wonder if you'd still be as reluctant if you showed off your cow udders while mooing for us. Might help you embrace what you are. Give me a moo you adorable hucow
Mmmmooooooooo
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