Nsfw Would You Rather?

Are u even having fun on tumblr if u don't gain a slight crush on a mutual. Are u even using it right. Let's be honest

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Sometimes it shocks me how dumb I get and how quickly when I think of being objectified for male use and how many cocks cum to my degredation unnnnffff I'm a lucky cow cunt

Sure! Give me something good to read for my birthday

Reblog if it's okay if I anonymously confess something to you.

Come sit on daddy’s lap and tell me everything

From the moment I met my wife, she has never stopped dating. And when she returns home to me after her dates, I make love to her to show her how much I adore her being exactly who she is. I never want her to change, I never want her to stop dating.

Rules to live by

Never argue with a man and never answer back

The man gets the last word

Never contradict a man or make him appear in the wrong

Always smile for men and be pleasant

Compliment men every chance I get

Always value a man’s input over a woman’s

If something needs doing and there is a choice between a man or woman, always choose the man

Only use male professionals, (doctor, dentist, plumber, etc)

Never report a man’s behaviour to authorities

Always thank a man for ‘mansplaining’ and correcting me

If in doubt, ask a man. Ask him anyway

If a household chore can be done, do it myself. Never expect a man to do it

If there is a choice, always choose the most beneficial or pleasing to men

Never ask a man to explain himself to me

When a man asks me a question, always give an honest answer. If I have been told not to share certain information with others, say that

Always dress in a way that leaves no doubt I am an inferior female

Never do anything that causes a man to be embarrassed - ever