You Guys Will Be Like "i'm Fighting Demons" And The Demons Are Just That One Fictional Gay Couple

Leo: Well well well, if it isn't the bridge I said I'd cross when I came to it

“this character is dead” to you maybe. I don't know where y'all live but I live in denial

the way she (me) is completely normal (batshit crazy) about top gun maverick

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TUMBLR'S ULTIMATE FUNNYMAN

Rody: [slaps papers on desk]

Rody: Divorce. Sign it.

Izuku, eating his cereal dry: We were married??

Rody: Stop deflecting, you vile bastard.

that finale huh

Imagine trying to fuck a bad bitch and she starts talking about the saw franchise

If enlisting in the military doesn’t mean i get to have sexual tension with another guy, is there any point to enlisting at all?