Those Fuck Ass Animatronics Would Not Have Stood A Chance Against This Absolute God

I am not at all sorry for the person I’ve become since watching Top Gun Maverick

fellas is it gay to compare your homie to the sun literally every single chance you can get

*reads angsty fic*

*scrolls through tumblr like it's an advert*

*goes back to reading said angsty fic*

shane stop acting disappointed you’ve known ryan for 8 years you knew this was coming

I've finally watched the movie and I love them 👹

while we're on the topic of talking about changes the pjo show made that i love, im glad they didn't push the whole Annabeth saying she and Percy *have* to be enemies because athena and Poseidon have beef. Instead she's just this cryptid autistic strategist 12 yr old who stalks Percy and pushes him into the water. She's like "hmm this white boy will perfectly serve my purpose and schemes" and she's so real for that

Leo: Well well well, if it isn't the bridge I said I'd cross when I came to it