I Have Just Learned That Mountain Goats Are NOT, In Fact, Actual Goats.

They’re so great I almost cannot bear to look at them

[Post-canon AU]

Roses are a fucking mess. Well, I need to practice drawing plants

On today's episode of Greek History:

Man digs up random graves on obscure islands until he finds a suitable one to loudly proclaim as Theseus

Mad Doctor AU

My loving you meant only Heartaches

Bonus:

Happy Halloween everyone!🧟‍♀️🎃

#artists

IT DOES TASTE LIKE CHICKEN

Dude, you're scaring him. 🤣

I love butterfly rays because half of the images of them online come in two varieties and it’s

a) a baybey!

b) I know what you are.

This high school drumline’s incredible performance included only drumstick

Yan!Batfam x Neglected!Reader idea:

A Reader who gets obsessed with the family. Like, they're pushed into the shadows and instead of agonizing, they understand that yes, that's where they're supposed to be. In the shadows. Obsessing over the family like a shadow in the corner. Making plushies of them to scatter around their room. Pages upon pages of handwritten notes on each member and their lives. Paintings and doodles. Dolls of different materials made to their likeness. Photographies even on the ceiling. Videos and audio recordings. Jewelry made with their hair.

And by the Heavens will they beat up some thugs to death if they try to bother the Bats, because "small flies like them shouldn't make the Family waste their time"

And then, when the BatFamily finally pays attention to them, they really don't know what to do because Reader firmly believe they're where they belong: not as part of the family, but as the shadow always watching from far away. Sure, there is no need to kidnap Reader or anything, they are very willing to stay with the family, but... They are extremely resistant to actually accepting the Bats as their family because, again, it's not their "role in life". The only one they genuinely see as family is Alfred, who they are as a beloved grandfather.

Somehow, the Yandere BatFamily seem relatively normal compared to Yandere Reader.

like 32 hours into my drive last month i was talking to my friend about a House MD/NBC Hannibal crossover in which House also figures out Will has encephalitis and he becomes obsessed with Will as a medical problem so now it's House vs. Hannibal bc House refuses to lose when he gets his little claws in a case and House 100% knows for a fact Hannibal is serving human meat at dinner but he first puts it together at a dinner party so he's cornered and he's soooo committed to meeting Hannibal's bluff that he does eat it and Hannibal knows he knows

and he makes an excuse to avoid the next several dinners Hannibal hosts but he doesn't tell ANYONE else so when the entire thing unravels there's a scene where Wilson and Cuddy realizes House knowingly let them all eat people on multiple ocassions and they almost kill him themselves

Bastard/j

BwaHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣