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So we all know Jason is a huge literature nerd and reads a shit ton in his free time
and since Jason's always on the move, he might not own many books (since he might need to abandon them), like maybe only a few that are his favourites
so i imagine that Jason frequently hangs out at libraries or bookshops in Gotham in order to get his weekly reading in.
Anyways, I headcanon that Jason totally hangs out at his designated library/bookshop but in his full Red Hood gear because he's well known by the librarians and bookstore owners to the point where it's just normal to be chilling at any of these places only to suddenly see this huge 6'0 hunk of armor covered in blood walk in just to sit in a corner and read.
It started out as Jason visiting these places as his civilian identity like a normal person, but one time he came back from patrol and was so tired that he just didn't care what others would think and just walked right into a library without changing and went straight to reading
Gothamites are used to seeing weird shit everyday so obviously they don't bat an eye, and the employees aren't paid enough to deal with this shit so they don't give a fuck, and ever since then, Jason just doesn't bother with his attire anymore.
i like to think Jason can just chill out at these places with a bag of heads and still not be bothered by anyone
Non-Gothamite visiting for the first time: Is-is that the Red Hood?
Bookstore employee who's been here since the beginning of Jason's visits: Yup.
Non-Gothamite: Is uh..Is that allowed?
Employee: You mean reading? Well yeah, I mean this IS a bookstore.
Non-Gothamite: No—yeah I get that..I meant the uh..didn't he decapitate like six crime bosses in one night?
Employee: Seven, but yeah.
Non-gothamite, baffled: but—aren't those dead bodies in the bag next to him..?
Employee, completely unbothered: Oh, those. Well as long as he cleans up his mess before he leaves.
Non-Gothamite:
Jason, completely oblivious to the world around him and enjoying his book: :D
also, Jason totally keeps the libraries and bookstores under his supervision and makes sure that they're protected from villain attacks
sometimes he'll be reading stories to random children who approach him and will end up with a circle of kids listening to him read by the end of the day
also also, sometimes other batkids will join him while in costume and they'll be huddled up in a lil bat pile in a corner reading stories :)
(these are just dumb little thoughts I have. feel free to add!)
[ID: A version of the world is a cruel and unjust place meme (A depressed, withered-looking person at the top with the text: “The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering.” At the bottom, text that reads: “*minutes later*” and the same person looking healthy with a blush) which has the text “OMG DickJoey” with Dick Grayson and Joey Wilson together on the far right. End ID.]
“Its predictable if it's Grant,”
ANYWAY please consider the narrative implications of Rose (the one who never knew grant when he was alive, the baby of the family) being the one to find her ressurected brother at the LOA (an organization her father refuses to be apart of for a variety of reasons) who looks at her and sees her with Slade’s eyes and hair and in his old name, his old costume, has his baby brother’s number saved under her emergency contacts. While she looks at him and sees a dead man who she hardly knows but wants to, has only heard stories from Joey, knows next to nothing about how he died and she’s expected to fight him? Is expected to win?? It would just really fuck them both up.
And wouldn’t that be more narratively compelling than some random new kid showing up in deathstroke’s colors?? A clone with problems?? A brainwashed hero?? Like yeah it might be a little predictable but so what??
Like, let him beat up Damian (or get beat up whatever the story is doing IDC) then let him get dragged home by Rose to his mother and brother who are alive! Set up for him to run into Slade who would absolutely cry seeing his son back alive. If Respawn is just some random new character in a run that's already introducing a lot literally why though lmao??
Tattoo shop au where Daken keeps getting tattoos to flirt with the cute tattoo artist.
Percy probably thought he was fukcing safe. He got through four births unscathed with happy bouncy little quarter elves and then BAM
sweet baby tiefling. delight of his heart. wanderer of catacombs. When she was born a lot of money changed hands because everyone fucking knew it would happen eventually. Vex collected 100 gold and used it for the nursery.
Aussie coach Dean Boxall reacting to his athlete Ariarne Titmus winning the gold medal in the 400-meter freestyle
Nocturne By Anastasia Dolokhova
POV - ur fave mediocre whitewashed show didn’t win an Emmy and by god u will make it everyone’s problem
A Yuri on Ice fic when Yuri and Victor go back to competing with each other, and it’s just a buzzfeed article titled “15 times the third person on the podium looked uncomfortable as hell to be there”
I don’t know how I can watch Critical Role make 12 million dollars on Kickstarter and get picked up for two seasons on Amazon and STILL be shocked that they have enough influence to get Game of Thrones actors and David Fucking Tennant to be in their show