The Funniest Thing In The Entire Pirates Of The Caribbean Series Is Definitely That One Scene In At World’s

Funny how depending on who's saying it and where, the words "dark fantasy" could mean that the work contains a hardcore questionably ethical kink scenario, or it could mean that at some point there might be some kind of a Skeleton King.

::random headcanon of the day::

In this Valentine’s day I bring you some WandaxKurt headcanons! 

They’re so sexually compatible they’d often forget about doing anything else but each other to be honest, it wasn’t until years after they decided to try new things like certain kinks and/or incorporate powers and mutant abilities to their sexual games. 

When Talia was born, she was their world but, as much as they wanted to have another child they got so busy with Wanda taking her job at Strange Academy ( I’m adding some canon divergence to this one cause why not? ) and with Kurt’s X-Men leadership, Talia ended as an only child. 

However, no matter how busy they were, they only had time for her. It also helped TJ was very similar to her father in the sense they were more active during the night and they didn’t need to sleep many hours too. 

bonus: this headcanon is for my stay home dad au! Since Kurt was dedicated to his domestic labors and his occasional counseling and sporadic classes at the Institutes, Talia had a little brother. His name is Stephan and he happens to be the infamous ‘Salamander.’

raise your hands if you love your mutuals to pieces but are afraid to message any of them because you don’t wanna be a bother and so you just stare at them from afar and hope they feel your friendship vibes somehow

★ ·.·´¯`·.·★ [ MARINA NERY ] ★·.·´¯`·.·★ ✴Weight: Unknown ✴Height: 5'10’’ or 180cm ✴Hair Colour: Brown ✴Eye Colour: Green ✴Birth Place: Brazil ✴Date Of Birth: Unknown ✴ Occupation: Model

Before Dawn - Xiao Hua Yang

a nosy socialite at an event, leaning down: “Oh Richard, it must be so hard for you in that house, what with Bruce’s…proclivities for nighttime guests.”

Dick Grayson, fully aware at age 13 that Bruce Wayne is a Loser™ whose only “nighttime guest” is Clark Kent, who comes over to “review cases” with Bruce before/after patrol while both of them awkwardly ignore any and all tension between them: “Something like that.”

Jason (Wally's voice actor) keeps posting Spitfire love notes after every Artemis episode and now Steph (Artemis' voice actor) is commenting hearts with arrows through them and I'm- 🥺

Tea party

30 days OC challenge.

I could not find a 30 day challenge I liked, so I made one. You can just use the bolded word, or get inspiration from the following ideas. Descriptions, drabbles, dialogue, drawings. No rules, do what feels most comfortable for you. I haven't numbered these, you can do that yourself, in the order you want to.

First meeting. A new friend, sibling, business partner? First impression of someone? Or perhaps someone else's first impression of your OC?

Memories. Good or bad, one or many. One almost forgotten or maybe one they want to make?

Inventory. Special items, a random collection, only the necessities? Or maybe an item they lost?

Fighting. Skills or magic? A general description or perhaps a favourite spell? A special style or move? A situation where it was used?

Anger. What makes your OC angry? Do they fight or is it silent anger?

Formal wear or event. Anything from acquiring formal wear to wearing it to the event itself.

Romance. Is it something they want? What is romance? Small moments or a full blown fairy tale?

Friendship. An old friend or one you just met? What does friendship mean to your OC?

Sickness. A small flu or a chronic illness? How does your OC deal with being sick? Or when someone else is?

Hurt. Emotional or physical.

Travel. A journey they will always remember? One they want to take? Or perhaps somewhere in the middle?

Shoes. Yes, shoes. Anything to do with shoes. Or the lack of.

Sleeping. How do they sleep? Dreams they remember? Have they slept somewhere unusual?

Darkness. Dark night, mood, mind, location, fear. Take your pick.

First light. An early morning. Why are they awake? Lounging on a bed or already on the move?

Above-average. Does your OC excel in something? Do they have special features? How about in the opinion of others?

Water. Rain, river, lake, a bucket of water? Get soaked.

Air. Flying, high spaces, wind, breathing.

Symbols. Does your OC have symbolic features? Do they like symbols? Or maybe they are the symbol.

Fire. Stories around a campfire. Cozy fireplace. Accidents. Or maybe a fiery nature?

Earth. Getting your hands dirty. Life and death. Or maybe just lying on a grassy hill.

Jewelry. Do they have heirlooms? Buying jewelry as a gift? Wearing them?

Hobbies. Physical or mental? Creative, entertaining, useful?

Sensitive. Do they have subjects they avoid. Are they ticklish? Or maybe sensitive to the feelings of others?

Happiness. What makes your OC laugh? A situation they felt happy in?

Keepsakes. Items that have special meaning? A gift? Something they found?

Soft. Clothing, touch, mood, texture.

Embarrassment. Does your OC get embarrassed easily? Maybe they are the cause? Do they like to embarrass others?

Intimate. What things do they consider intimate? Are they willing to share those? With whom?

Imagination. Use it.

That's it. 30 things, 30 days. I will do it too, after I get back home from my trip. Feel free to use on any fandom~

LEADING WOMEN OF THE EXILES BLINK → FAN BINGBING TJ WAGNER → ALINA SERBAN MARIKO YASHIDA → TAO OKAMOTO HEATHER HUDSON → JASIKA NICOLE