or: im so normal about this illithid. wait, no come back-
balduran is fucking around and comes back with a shitton of gold. builds a gate for the port. that becomes baldur's gate
balduran leaves for another expedition. shipwrecks on the way back
werewolf island
goes to moonrise towers because the bitch is obsessed with fame and fortune. a true adventurer
gets caught by a fucking illithid colony and infected.
spends 10 years under the control of the elder brain there
ansur shows up and saves him with the power of bronze dragon dick love and friendship
ansur tries to find a cure no matter what. balduran is an anomaly, having kept the memories and personality of who he was prior to the infection, something that just. does not happen. ever.
balduran is like. fine. with being an illithid. ansur isnt.
ansur decides to mercy kill balduran in his sleep. balduran kills ansur in self defence
balduran makes a life in baldur's gate, and basically since he HAS to eat brains in order to survive, he "eats criminals' brains"
i think thats how he got involved with the knights of the shield, a neutral to lawful evil organisation that controls the interests of rich and powerful people
stelmane, a devil worshipper of Gargauth's cult (aka an archdevil turned deity of evil, corruption, trickery, greed and envy) was leading the knights of the shield. that was before he started controlling her
balduran, as an illithid would, developped a weird sort of. pet fondness for his thrall. which makes honestly that whole thing so pathetic. but she was an evil devil worshipping politician so it was a girlboss move of them actually-
balduran gets captured by gortash sometime during gortash's rise to power / setting up of the absolute plan. i think it's around when stelmane started getting worse - a note in an aide's journal marks that she got worse when the "strange visitor stopped coming to see her"
balduran is now under the control of the elder brain again. who is so so so pissed at the Chosen.
the Absolute Nether Brain sends dreams of the Astral Prism to the Chosen, so they get worried about it and want to send someone to find it (hence the cultists on the ship)
the Nether Brain sends him specifically to the strike team on the nautiloid
the Chosen also make a deal with Sharr about helping them retrieve the Astral Prism. sharr double crosses them. that's how shadowheart gets on that thing
that nautiloid is the one the game starts on, escaping from the githyanki after stealing the prism
balduran/the emperor sees an opportunity for freedom and just fucking hides inside the Prism
this is me lol
I’ve had a few comments of “But I thought-!!” and I feel like it’s important to note that not every asexual person is the same. Not only is everyone different and has different life experiences, but they make different choices in how they conduct themselves. It doesn’t make them any less Ace.
I really feel that the Game Grumps have a more accurate and profound understanding of Connor’s character than most gamers out there. (x)
So here’s my Tommy design which is inspired by techno calling him a raccoon lmao. Idk if this design will stick but we vibe.
Plague Doctor masks based off of different birds
That black rabbit is magic.
Kittens, raised with rabbits, have learned to imitate the rabbits’ behavior by hopping about.
I’m getting weird looks for being sat sniggering at this. Has me cracked up 😂
The Truth has to be told and I’m the one to tell It. xDD Something obvious but still hilarious af xdd
This crippled me, like omg I'm ready for death my life has be fulfilled! PLEZ I NEED MORE OF THIS SHIT ITS TOO CUTE FOR THE REAL WORLD!
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Art therapy notes: all he draws are red and blue triangles
Obs: pls read the warnings!
Name is Scav! Pronouns are He/They! Please be respectful
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