Name is Scav! Pronouns are He/They! Please be respectful
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listen yall. we need more downright weird sex with these two celestial idiots.
i’m not talking about oddball kinks.
actual inhuman kind of intercourse that makes no sense to anyone but, lets say, an angel and a demon.
sex that we wouldn’t think is sex. sex that is more than just putting part a into slot b.
we know from canon they can make an effort to have genitals - so what else can they make an effort for? we know that crowley, at least, can shapeshift at will, so what sort of beautiful monstrosity can he think up to turn into for Aziraphale?
what does it mean to make love with their celestial forms? what about their corporeal and celestial bodies together? how does something without a physical form define pleasure? what would be the equivalent to an orgasm to a celestial form? would there even be these concepts or would it be something else so beyond our understanding?
how would they mentally process it? how do they take in the enormity of the joining of their beings?
how long would celestial sex take? would it seem like a mere few minutes to them while days or weeks have passed on earth?
what about wings? where do they come into play?
could it even be called sex? could it be compared, at all, to any sort of mating on earth? mating on earth developed as means for reproduction, so what is it for beings that weren’t made for that?
like… i personally wouldn’t even know where to begin writing completely otherworldly lovemaking but i would LOVE to read it and i feel like it’s definitely a challenge this fandom would have a ton of fun with.
why doesn’t biblical art ever depict the Snake from the tree with legs. God took away legs from Snakes because the Snake in the tree right? So why doesn’t he ever have legs!!!
they’re on their own side
Okay so we know, thanks to some pictures of the deleted “crowley trying to sleep on the wall” scene, that Crowley actually sleeps in like a full pajama set (black silk!) which is totally contrary to most of the fandoms headcanons of him sleeping naked/mostly naked.
SO, may i proposition the fandom for a new one?
that it is, in fact, aziraphale, who sleeps in the nude.
and probably takes up the whole damn bed like a starfish.
and has the sheets and blankets chaotically twisted and mostly pushed off.
meanwhile crowley is in his cozy and modest jammies, tucked in all nice and neat beneath the blankets, probably taking up as little space as possible.
i take criticism in the form of fanart kthanks
OH FUCK! IM NOT OKAY FHWKFHWKCJA WHY WOUDL YOU DO THISGNTJWLENRKF?!,!?!?!?
(Could you say it again for me, Angel?)
A Love Like Moonlight. Followup to A Touch Like Sunlight, now with bonus BAMF Aziraphale and Crowley’s great ideas. Thanks again to goodomensblog for giving podfic permission!!
not an angel anymore
The hearts are missing from pic one
spot the difference
This fucking movie had my ass in tears as a child. Felt so bad for him lmao
“She died….but she didn’t leave”
Monster House (2006) dir. Gil Kenan
I spent 3 hours on this
I fucking love these two morons so much the fuck <3
It’s bound to happen, and you know it.
going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half
Why is this so funny to me wtf 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m getting weird looks for being sat sniggering at this. Has me cracked up 😂
The Truth has to be told and I’m the one to tell It. xDD Something obvious but still hilarious af xdd
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I fucking adore this
I may need help
Please make more of these. This is so cute
although it’s pretty out of crowley’s character i like to imagine him going crazy over photos like that when they move in together!! i mean AHHHH
Why are people so bothered by Flug being a male through this???? Lmao
Well I tried, and now flug is definitely going to die and black hat will be utterly depressed about it. I have nothing against it, it just feels like there isn't a solution to this, is there?
...are you...are y-you telling me that Flug will LITERALLY DIE if he doesn’t grow a pussy??? w-when c-section is a thing...
...the hell?
Pencil vs digital
Next month I’m going to work on a new BBC Merlin story, this time designed and written by me! :) stay tuned and thank you all for your support ❤❤❤
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THEYRE SO CUTE!!!
You’re the only friend I have and I couldn’t bear to lose you.
I have only one desire…
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
I just want to say thank you to all the people who continue to support me and believe in my art ;A; really, without guys there would be nothing… so, thank you <3 for being so kind and precious <3 ((yes yes, now I go back to package your orders x’’’ <3 <3 <3))
Right how tho
just for the Heck of it I made a video of how I draw hands
Just wanted to say your art is amazing. I always get hyped when I get a notification saying you’ve posted. It’s incredible to see artists still supporting the Merlin fandom after all these years. I can’t wait to have my bank sorted so I can order one of you comics! Keep up the amazing work and hope you have a wonderful day!
😭😭😭❤❤❤ thank youuuhhh ❤❤❤
Honestly this was my reaction when I found
Maryluis’ art.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE STILL ARTISTS CREATING FOR MERLIN AFTER ALL THIS TIME. I AM NEW TO THE FANDOM, LIKE "ON 5x7 AND DYING ALREADY" NEW, AND I WAS SO WORRIED NO ONE DRAWS MERLIN ANYMORE ohmygod I'm so happy i found you
You’re welcome ✨❤❤❤