literally… its not even a joke atp
I want to date the whole Strawhat crew literally
amen
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride
need a man like this
“I want to bring him peace”
Lmao, I want my pussy to drive him insane. I want him to experience possessive, violent urges at my existence that consume his every waking thought.
wife.
Sleeveless+short hair Olivia Benson in S2E8 “Taken”
When the mutual you really enjoy seeing in ur notes shows up in ur notes
i watched deadpool and wolverine last night at my university… let’s just say if the people in the room couldn’t already tell i was fatherless they sure as hell can now
Me:
What is it with me and angry men?
concept: logan in a tutu and tiara
me and the logan hoes 😭
Name: Angel (not my real name, but yk, privacy)
Age: 18
Pronouns: she/her
Big three: scorpio sun, capricorn moon, capricorn rising
Likes: food, my little fictional wifeys (most of them are grown ass men), sushi, sour sweets, some anime's studio ghibli films, ducks
Fandoms I write for: Bad Boys, One Piece, DC Titans, MCU, Saltburn, Ultraman, Stranger Things, ' ( things may change, but feel free to ask who I write for <3
・I am Black so if any fics seem more suited to poc or black people that is probably why.
・Im british (not proud of it but oh well)
・im super friendly and don’t bite (unless u want me to.. jkjkjkjk) so dont be afraid to message me or leave asks :))
im tired of pretending this isn’t attractive… IDGAF ANYMORE
Was nobody gon tell me Jacob scipio smokes???
reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube