I Found It On The Street In The Sun And Thought It Was Dead At First, So I Wanted To Bring It Home And

bringing this to the tumblr crowd. please read the whole post before voting

Some additional info from the comments:

- noone's recording. If any of the car salesmen try they're instantly disemboweled

- the billionaire expects six minutes of cuddling (with the bear) after you're done

- if you and the bear both cum at the same time your earnings are doubled

- bear is 24 years old

used to identify with Werther but now I've become more of a Faust

Silas Lodge can still be a tumblr sexyman

never give up hope and fear

Silas Lodge could've been a tumblr sexyman and we were robbed and yet we dodged a bullet

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

Me logging onto tumblr dot com to check my trash little blog and post my trash little posts about my trash little interests

and thank fuck for that

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on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next

not only is my new thesaurus terrible, but it’s also terrible