People Who Enter My Home Will Be Shown An Assortment Of Objects

tbt when I found this friend while skipping a pile of tiles

Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.

Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.

favourite orb ponderings

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

renfield the original spiders georg

after lengthy investigation I have come to the conclusion a flying centaur is anatomically impossible

on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next

the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"