ENTP: *is infinitely caught in a loop of being glad that no one quite understands them and upset that no one understands them*
NTPs be like
story of my life
i just hate how impulsively extroverted i get when i’m out in public or around people i want to impress, because the second i’m alone all i can think about is how annoying they probably thought i was or how i dumb i sounded
You know you’re an ENTP when life is just one existential crisis after another for you.
Connect with people who remind you of what you truly are.
Ralph Smart (via quotemadness)
ESTJ - Ares ISTJ - Hades ESTP - Zeus ISTP - Artemis ESFJ - Hera ISFJ - Hestia ESFP - Aphrodite ISFP - Hephaestus ENTJ - Poseidon INTJ - Athena ENTP - Hermes INTP - Prometheus ENFJ - Demeter INFJ - Apollo ENFP - Dionysus INFP - Persephone
ME
I take every opportunity to insert lyrics into normal conversation because sOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME…
me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have another idea
Part of a series with @itsme-isfp
Type Description:
“The ENTP personality type is the ultimate devil’s advocate, thriving on the process of shredding arguments and beliefs and letting the ribbons drift in the wind for all to see. Unlike their more determined Judging (J) counterparts, ENTPs don’t do this because they are trying to achieve some deeper purpose or strategic goal, but for the simple reason that it’s fun. No one loves the process of mental sparring more than ENTPs, as it gives them a chance to exercise their effortlessly quick wit, broad accumulated knowledge base, and capacity for connecting disparate ideas to prove their points. ENTPs’ intelligence, curiosity and sound reasoning skills are a force to be reckoned with. ENTPs will always be able to find just the right argument, the weakest chink in their opponent’s armor, or the way out of a seemingly hopeless situation. Their fearsome debate skills and impressive knowledge allow ENTPs to overcome many challenges.”
Tumblr:
Sassy meme queen with no motivation to do anything with their lives…other than shitpost or roast people online for no good reason.
Reality:
Prefers to sit back and analyze a conversation before jumping in with a witty comment or idea - provided they find the conversation interesting. Does play the devil’s advocate, but does it more so to explore the topic from all sides more so than to start a fight…although will poke your buttons every now and then to see how you’ll react. Able to figure you out in minutes but is still a little clueless when you get emotional. Doesn’t really want to offend you, but will try to cover it up as intentional if they’re not sure how to make amends. Will say or do silly shit just to make you laugh. Has no style.
Ah, thoughts - they’re not so easy to control.
Henrik Ibsen, Hedda Gabler (via wordsnquotes)
Hospitals are full of people having the worst day of their lives, the best day of their lives, the last day of their lives, and the first day of their lives.