someone: am i the only one who—
me: There are 7,000,000,000 People On This Earth
my life
every entp ever
me: *is born*
me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of,
You find so many flaws in even your closest friends that people are often surprised that you actually like them. When, indeed, the fact that you’re so critical of everything and everybody (including yourself) doesn’t affect your overall impression of a person
what’s the mood for february?
aka I saw an mbti version so obviously the world needs an enneagram version too
Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: 9, 2 Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you: 4, 6 Looks like they could kill you, actually a cinnamon roll: 5, 1 Looks like they could kill you, will kill you: 8, 3 Sinnamon roll: 7
All other types here
-Being nice, charming and finding everyone great and magical one minute -Turning into an irritable douche and being cynical about everyone thirty seconds later
Hospitals are full of people having the worst day of their lives, the best day of their lives, the last day of their lives, and the first day of their lives.
I wish it were possible to skip the beginning stages of friendship and just become best friends immediately.