Interrupting Your Weekly Program With Some Shadowlach Silly 🤭

obviously i’m the one choosing for her to do this but at some point shadowheart casting guidance every time you speak to somebody displays a quite funny lack of confidence

Being a writer is so weird. You just go "hey I'm gonna invent a guy to emotionally devastate you with, who's in?" and people from all over the world are like "fuck yeah I'm in"

Ending 2024 the way I started it - with Astarion 🎨

Chapter 9!

Time to deal with the consequences of everyone having the fucking stuffing beaten out of them!

With fantasy head injuries rules of course- getting clonked on the head really hard and then being unconscious for multiple hours is totally fine, isn't going to leave any damage at all. Though I suppose magical healing might actually resolve that, because it is magic after all-

What was my point again?

And we’re off! Next story is up on AO3, and updates should come at least once every ten days as with previous (I just realised I’m working off a tenday-based schedule, this was not intentional), and I will try to post here in case of a delay.

Astarion: “No one ever cared about me >:\”

Karlach, standing 10ft away: “ME I CARE I CARE SO MUCH”

this one is for the tiefling tav's out there 🫵 Astarion would've definitely gone commando just to get a nice chuckle out of it 🤣

the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

Chapter 6 is out!

There's stuff! There's revelations! There's bees! There's more bees! There's so many bees! I cannot stress enough how many bees there are.

And we’re off! Next story is up on AO3, and updates should come at least once every ten days as with previous (I just realised I’m working off a tenday-based schedule, this was not intentional), and I will try to post here in case of a delay.

Ok