A Piece I Made In The Fall For A Project

The problem with getting birthday chocolates is everyone feels the need to get such fancy ones. I don't need these extravagant selection boxes- just get me a basic bar of Tesco's own milk chocolate or something, I'd prefer it! I'm cheap! I'm cheap, baby!

Oh jesus christ I forgot I have to write a summary

he’s got a reputation to maintain

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

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My favorite tav bonk (monk bard) for everyone

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

Pros of re-reading your own fic

a good time;

Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;

Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;

just a very fun time all around.

Cons of re-reading your own fic:

Is that another TYpO

Back with more Wyll thirsting bc scruffy beat-up dilf Wyll was revealed to me in a dream

tinnitus is so stupid. what u mean eeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEeeee!!!!!!!!! like girl shut up.