HEY That's MY Emotional Support Morally Ambiguous Misunderstood Full Of Trauma Touch Starved Yearning

hello @johnlarian and welcome to tumblr as a welcome gift i have pushed two of your blorbos down the stairs enjoy :]

live service for animal crossing pocket camp ends this week...... i have played every day since it came out in 2017 so this is incredibly sad for me LOL. in tribute i drew some of my favorite outfits. i really got so much mileage out of those pink daisy boots

do u ever get a comment on a fic thats just so sweet that ur like Maybe slaving over 24k of fanfiction was worth it for user SprinkleTrashcan2012 to leave a three paragraph comment

Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

I will always hold steadfast I don't care what people in my notes say: Astarion's pickup lines are very cringy, but they are really endearing when he's listing them off fully aware that they are cringy and bad during the tiefling party. Hence why I pick the "You're sweet, and sillier than I thought." option. He's just goofing around and having fun in that moment.

He made those lines up fully aware that they were going to be used on idiots in a bar and then Petras the Bitch stole them.

Like the whole "darling, I was just thinking about you" dialogue tree is 50% him believing that you are an idiot, and 50% him not realizing that people fell for his looks and not his stupid lines at the Elfsong.

The man's definition of poetry is "The Underdark's got it's upsides for a vampire. Or, undersides? Youibdjsja you know what I mean."

Just when you thought you were safe, here I come to hit you with the old one-two!

As in, TWO CHAPTERS- though you probably will want to read the one in Wings Outstretched first - but they might work the other way round now I think on it. Up to you, I guess.

And we’re off! Next story is up on AO3, and updates should come at least once every ten days as with previous (I just realised I’m working off a tenday-based schedule, this was not intentional), and I will try to post here in case of a delay.

please view him

🧶 BTW, Durgey is not very good at choosing colors.

most important part of the writing process actually is when you loop a single song on max volume and stare at the word document and imagine the characters doing things for 14 hours. this is known as getting in the zone

baldur's gate 3 is just. break the abuse and trauma cycle. being forced to believe a certain way is wrong. there is more outside of the small window that i perceived the world to be. i will create my own identity. maybe the people i thought loved me did not, in fact, have my best interests at heart. i need to find the clown's body parts so the drag queen can resurrect him. my destiny is not written in stone.